Quinn: Hey guys! It's Quinn again, and I've got the rest of the gang here for more Hamilton Reacts to Stuff!
Laurens: Yo-yo-yo!!
Laff: Bonjour, Lafayette Nation!
Burr: I highly doubt that's a thing.
Quinn: I don't. Laff Nation unite! Anyways, we're reacting to another song from Spamilton. This one's called What Did You Miss. Hope you enjoy, LunarSundae!
Seventeen
Se-Se Seventeen
Se-Se Seventeen seventeen
Se-Se Seventeen
Laff: Dix-sept! [Translation: Seventeen]
Nineteen!
Laff: ?
Nine-Nine-Nineteen No!
Eight-Eight-Eighteen!
No Seventeen!
SeventeenSe-Se-Seventeen!
1776!
Momma. Hey Momma! Look sharp-
Everyone: *looks around, very confused*
Peggy: MOMMA... I JUST KILLED A MAN-
Quinn: Peggy, how do you even know that song?
Peggy: *shrugs*
No! Not that 1776, the other one.
76 Trombones!
No! The other other one.
Seventeen! Se-se-seventeen se-se-Seventeen what?!
1789.
Hamilton: Wait... that was the year that... OH NO.
How does a bio history musical turn into a mystery?
And then have everybody pissed?!
We try to follow details about every war vet.
Who is who? Who does what? Are you keeping score yet?
Hamilton's secretary, Washington's the President.
Hamilton: Yes, I am!
He bundled out the story's model.
That one's just a precedent.
Who's in charge? Who's at large? Do I have to list them?
Hamilton: You wanna know who's important? Here you go: Alexander Hamilton, Elizabeth Schuyler-Hamilton, John Laurens, Hercules Mulligan, Marquis De Lafayette, Angelica Schuyler, and Peggy.
Jefferson, Madison, Burr, and Peggy: -_-
Here's a twist- they answers done a two-party system!
Hamilton: Wait...
Jefferson: *smirks*
Hamilton: OH NO AGAIN.
No more Lafayette. He went back to France.
Laff: :'(
Laurens: *pats him on the shoulder* It's okay, dude. Laff Nation lives on.
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