A/N: Possible trigger warning? For violence and language. If you're a little flower like me lol...
Quinn: Hey! It's time for another Hamilton Reacts to Stuff! I'm Quinn, and you know the rest of the gang!
Hamilton: -
Jefferson: GOOD MORNING, everyone!
Hamilton: *glares* I was gonna that, Jeffersnot.
Quinn: So, today's request is from midnightdevil132
Quinn: So, we're gonna be watching the opening scene to a game called Last Of Us-
Herc: Oh no. Is it like that other game with the pretty girls who off themselves?
Quinn: No this is different from Doki Doki Literature Club, I think. So grab a seat everyone, I'll put it on the projector. *turns on video*
Hamilton: Okay, we got a little girl...
Eliza: Aww, she's cute!
Peggy: Oh no. THIS BETTER NOT END UP LIKE THE LAST GAME.
Jefferson Whaaaaaaat is that child selling drugs.
Madison: Drugs are bad!
Quinn: I think she was just kidding.
Jefferson: Oh. *crosses his arms and tries to look disinterested*
Eliza: Ohhhhhh, do you hear that guitar? It's beautiful!
Peggy: Uh what's going on?
Herc: Uncle Tommy???
Hamilton: Woah, woah, woah. Quinn, go back a little bit.
Quinn: *rewinds*
Hamilton: There. Look, the kid walks into the dresser before opening it.
Quinn: Gotta love that PS3 animation.
Samuel: *curled up in a ball* Don't go in there. Don't go in there... she went in there!
Hamilton: Yeah. After you warned her and everything.
Laurens: WOAH. THAT KID SAID HELL. WATCH YOUR [BLEEP]IN LANGUAGE.
Hamilton: Look...
Peggy: Zombies!
Eliza: Ohhhhh no, I need to leave! *runs out of the room*
Herc: Get outta there guys! Well, mostly the kid. I don't really care about the other guy- but go anyway to keep the kid safe!
Laurens: Let the family in! Why are they still driving?
All: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Herc: Senseless violence! *grabs popcorn*
Laurens: STOP [BLEEP-BLEEP] SWEARING IN FRONT OF THE KID!!!!
Hamilton: Oh my gosh...
Samuel: *writhing around in his seat making squealing noises*
Laff: Run! Run! Oh no, zis will not end well...
Samuel: *covering his eyes, shaking*
Peggy: Are you okay, Samuel?
Samuel: I... I'm fine...
Peggy: *puts her arm around him* It's gonna be okay.
Samuel: *relaxes a little*
Hamilton: What are they doing? Help the kid already!
All: OH MY GOSH!!
Samuel: *gags, runs out of the room*
Herc: YEAH, you get 'im, Uncle Tommy!!
Angelica: But...
Laurens: Oh no.
Peggy: The little girl...
Hamilton: *looks away because as an expecting father this is hard to watch*
Herc: WHAT THE [BLEEP-BLEEP-EXPLETIVE-WOWZA-^*&(**&(&()*))#*#)*!@*@(&] KINDA GAME IS THIS?!?!?!
Jefferson: *eyes watering* It's just a game, you guys... you guys are so sensitive.
Madison: *dabs eyes with handkerchief*
Quinn: So *sniff* what does everyone think of Last of Us?
Herc: That's the end?
Quinn: No, that's just the opening scene.
Angelica: So, the rest of the game is about fighting those zombies?
Quinn: Yeah, I think so.
Laurens: It seemed like a cool game, but why set us up for a fun ride of bashing zombies only to have a little girl killed in the first 15 minutes?
Laff: Zat made me very sad...
Quinn: So, I gather the general consensus is that everyone's sad the little girl died?
All: Mm hmm.
Quinn: Agreed. Any other thoughts?
Laurens: I mean I kinda like the idea of the game. It seems like fun.
Jefferson: I still don't get video games.
Peggy: I wanna kill all the zombies AND all the people to get revenge!! #Justiceforthelittlegirl!
Quinn: I think her name is Sarah
Peggy: #Justiceforsarah!
[ENTER ELIZA]
Eliza: Hi, everyone... did I miss anything important?
Herc: The-
Hamilton: *covers mouth* No, my love. Nothing important at all.
Eliza: Sorry I always leave... I'm such a scaredy-cat.
Hamilton: It's fine! The stress isn't good for the baby anyway. You do what you have to do. *kisses*
[ENTER SAMUEL]
Samuel: Did I miss anything important?
Hamilton: Everything, Samuel. You missed everything.
Samuel: Sorry I ran out on you, Peggy, you were a dear, but... *gags*
Peggy: I get it. Don't worry about it.
Samuel: *smiles*
Quinn: Well, I think that wraps it up here! We'll see you next time on Hamilton Reacts to Stuff! Say bye, guys!
Eliza: Bye, everyone!
Samuel: Until next time!
Peggy: Stay classy, internet!
Quinn: The internet's actually never classy, but... bye!
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