Quinn: Hey guys! Welcome back to our Valentine's Day special! Say hi, guys!
Eliza: Hi, everyone!
Herc: What's up, knuckleheads?
Laurens: *cuddled up to Angelica* Yo! *does peace sign*
Quinn: Well, we'll get right into the next request. It's from
@Blaze_hardensHamilton: What the-
Burr: Oh no.
All: *stare at Philip and Theo, who are playing some odd game that involves running up and down the stairs and through the kitchen, and hopping around the living room*
Hamilton: *forced smile* Okay... bedtime!
Philip and Theo: *skid to a halt, a look of surprised disappointment on their faces*
Philip: But Daddy, it's not my bedtime yet!
Hamilton: Too bad. It's bedtime now! *shoos the kids upstairs, leading Philip to the Washington's bedroom and Theo to the guest bedroom* *comes back downstairs* You wanna explain yourself, Quinn?
Quinn: It's not my fault!
Burr: We are not "shipping" my sweet Theodosia with Hamilton's boy!
Hamilton: If you think I'd ever let Philip date a Burr, you're crazy!
[ENTER JEFFERSON]
Jefferson: Are we done talking about... you know what?
Quinn: All clear, TJ. No Jamilams here.
Jefferson: Good. *sits down* What'd I miss?
Laurens: *flies out of his seat*
Quinn: We're reacting to Philodosia, which is a ship of Philip and Theo.
Jefferson: Oh. *smirks* I see. Where are the little ones anyway?
Eliza: Alexander put them to bed.
Jefferson: *the smirk intensifies* Ahhhhhh... I suppose someone's not happy about this pair, huh?
Hamilton: You expect me to be?!
Quinn: So, I'm not gonna do a fanart compilation- it just seems wrong, considering they're still children-
Hamilton: There's fanart?!
Quinn: *sweats* Noooooooo. *looks at the camera* But if there was, our viewers at home can use now as a chance to search up some pics for reference. We'll wait.
(Beat)
Quinn: Alright I'm done waiting. If you don't have your pics up yet, you're out of luck.
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