Quinn: Hey everyone, we're back! Greetings from Mount Vernon!
Jefferson: Can I just say it is so good to be home?
Madison: *nods* I've missed all this fresh air. My allergies have been so much calmer!
Hamilton: You guys aren't home, because last time I checked you don't live at General Washington's house. Or maybe you do. Creeps!
Jefferson: Take a pill, Hamilton!
Quinn: Now would be a good time to mention that General Washington let me make a new and improved time-out corner in his living room!
[Cut to a little blue plastic chair in the corner with Christmas lights on the wall around it and a handpainted sign that says TIMEOUT CORNER!]
Quinn: What a guy. So Mr. Washington will be here sometimes, but other times he might be at work. He's not home right now, sadly, but I'm sure he'll be back on the show soon.
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Quinn: This is the picture they wanted us to react to:
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All: Uhhhhhhhhh...
Laff: Eet- eet is me! And I am in jail! I... I am not a criminal!
Hamilton: Did that really happen when you went back to France?
Laff: No! But eet could have!
Hamilton: Laff, I'm so sorry-
Laff: Non! Non, you said you would help me with ze French Revolution! Did I get funds... and guns... and ships?
All: *shudders*
Laff: Non, monsieur, I did not! But you know what we deed get? Kicked in ze butt, and a very sad musical made about us! Eet's name literally means "ze miserable"!
All: ...
Laff: You... you trickered me!
Hamilton: Do you mean "tricked" or "triggered"?
Angelica: He very well could mean both.
Laff: Zat is eet! *adjusts ponytail and coat* I am leaving!
All: Laff no!
Laff: Laff oui!
Laurens: C'mon, dude... Laff Nation, remember?
Laff: Laff Nation is going back to his own nation, France!
Laurens: Nice job, Alex. You couldn't have sent him like a sailboat or something?
Hamilton: We were in the middle of a very stressful time!
Herc: What about one of those potato guns? Those are awesome and totally something a friend of yours might want for Christmas. *cough*HERC WANTS A POTATO GUN*cough*
Quinn: Laff, please don't leave! We love you!
Laff: I am sorry, Quinn, but I think eet iz my time to go.
Peggy: *jumps in front of the door* If you're leaving, you'll have to go through me. *puts on game face*
Laff: Peggy, please move.
Peggy: No.
Quinn: Hey, look at it this way, Laff- your people are free now!
Laurens: Yeah, they're free as heck!
Angelica: And we'd miss you a lot if you left.
Eliza: Please don't leave, Lafayette. *does her famous Smol Puppy Eyes™*
Laff: ...Ça me gonfle! Fine, I will stay.
All: YAAAAAAAY! *almost everyone group hugs Laff*
Jefferson: *hugging Laff* I just want to let you know that I wanted to send you funds from the beginning and I love France and-
All: NOBODY CARES, JEFFERSON!
Quinn: So... any final thoughts on this picture?
Hamilton: Horrible!
Peggy: Disgusting!
Angelica: Shameful and deplorable!
Quinn: It hurt my heart big-time. We're all part of Laff Nation here, right?
All: YEAH!
Burr: Even though that is not a thing... I would have missed you too, Lafayette.
Laff: Awwww, come here, you wishy-washy curmudgeon! *grabs and kisses on both cheeks*
Burr: 0_0
Quinn: Well, that's all the time we have for today. Thanks for the request, QueenCatRulerOfAll! Laff, go ahead and close us out.
Laff: A la prochaine, mes amis! I will see you on ze other side!
