I Met Him On Tumblr
✥ Chapter 15: I'm A Mess ✥
>> "See the flames inside my eyes, it burns so bright I wanna feel your love. Easy baby maybe I'm a liar but for tonight I wanna fall in love and put your faith in my stomach." - I'm A Mess by Ed Sheeran
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“No, Jason, I’m not pregnant.”
“So you thought you were pregnant?”
I sighed. “No.” I was very aware that I was standing in front of Jason in nothing but a little towel trying to convince him that I was not pregnant. I could only imagine what he was thinking.
“Well if you took a shitload of pregnancy tests, you obviously did! Did you have sex with Carson? Is it Carson’s? The baby is Caron’s right?” I opened my mouth to speak but Jason cut me off. “Why didn’t you tell me sooner? Did he – did he force you to have sex with him?”
If I didn’t interrupt him, he would’ve kept talking. “Jase! Shut the fuck up!” I practically yelled, snatching the cup of pregnancy tests from him and putting it under the bed.
“What does one line mean? Does that mean you’re pregnant?” I rolled my eyes, and covered his mouth with my hand.
“If you shut up then I could’ve told you sooner that they’re not my pregnancy tests and that they’re Olivias.” Jason’s mouth opened, as he started to realise that they weren’t mine.
“Oh thank God.”
I laughed. “You need to learn how to shut the hell up.”
“I thought you were pregnant! What did you want me to do? Just sit there?”
“Well that would’ve been nice.” I started laughing, remembering Jason’s face when he thought I was pregnant. “Why are you in here anyway? Came to snoop?”
“Actually I forgot my phone in here. I found the pregnancy tests and I was kind of shocked so I didn’t really get to snoop much,” Jason winked.
I looked down, realising I was still in my towel and swore under my breath. Now that I didn’t need to worry about Jason thinking I was pregnant, I had to freak out about the fact that I was standing in front of Jason in my towel. Jason’s eyes traveled down my body and I gulped when he started walking towards me. Jason stood dangerously close to me and I stared up at his lips, hoping he’d kiss me. He leaned down and I thought he was going to kiss me but instead he kissed right next to my lips.
Motherfucker.
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I Met Him On Tumblr
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