It was nice to have a good dream but then that nightmare asshole had to mess it up.
I woke up screaming at the top of my lungs.
"Shut up!" some idiot said to me.
"Piss off!" I said back at him.
"Why you littl-" I started to run away from my bench that I call 'my bed'.
"You're fat ass can even reached me!" I said while I was running away from him.
After 15 minutes of running.
Partial: Great! I lost my only home.
Partial said as he was grumbling about losing his home.
Then he saw his new home, the dumpster.
Partial: New home!
He screamed in joy then he drop himself in the dumpster and started to sleep.
Partial: Night idiots.
After the moon was gone.
Partial: Morning mortals.
Partial yawn and jumped out of the dumpster to start the day.
He walked over to the shop to buy some candy then to a another shop to buy some coffee and it is decaff.
The cashier looks at me weirdly then shrugs it off as he took my money and gave me the decaff coffee.
I found the nearest bench just outside the coffee shop.
I sat down and said "At least this is nice."
Partial continued to sip the coffee at the same time mix it with candy, delicious.
After he finish his lunch he stand up and left the bench to go somewhere else.
He already reach his destination, the cemetery because its quiet.
He sat down on one of the gravestone and brings out a beer to drink it, in a cemetery.
After the can is half full Partial heard some noise coming from the grave that he was sitting on.
Partial: Must be a ghost or something.
Then casually take a sip from his beer.
After he was done he threw it at sky with his full power.
Partial: The can is now in heaven.
Then brings out a cigar that is made from Czechoslovakia.
He brings it at the top of his head and the cigar started to light up because this is his form right now.
(Refer to the picture in chapter 16)
Partial: (Inhale) (Exhale) Smoke is nice.
Then he inhale again and exhale it making some smokes go through his non-existent nose or mouth.
After the cigar was quarter to its size Partial stretch out his arm and made the cigar float in his hands and burned it using his black flames.
Partial brings out another cigar and continued smoking until he realize it was already night.
Partial: Gotta go back to my home (Dumpster).
Then Partial proceeded to walk back to his home.
He open the dumpster's cover and jumped in it.
Partial: Night!
"Shut your mouth!" some idiot said to Partial.
Partial: Night.......
He then drift to dreamland once again.
And he has been doing this routine for the past 5 years and nothing unusual happened, yes nothing at all.
TO BE CONTINUED
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Bizarre Life Of Cephas Partial
AdventureThis is the journey of Partial in his weird life. Meeting weird people, doing some shady jobs, or playing simple like staying home being an otaku or something like that. But at the age of two everything changed but Partial is unfazed by it though. [...
