❝BITCH PLEASE, I DON'T SIMPLY BRUSH MY HAIR. I COMB IT. THERE IS A DIFFERENCE.❞
If you're a vegetarian ( or vegan ) then I sincerely apologise for half of these imagines. If you're not, then I still apologise because this needs e d i t e d. Ple...
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Scott when you buy a new puppy.
"Scott get over here!" "Why?" "I've got a puppy and teriyaki chicken." "I SHALL BE THERE!"
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"Aww, come on Y\N! Look at Fernonio's face!" "His name is Fernando, Scott." "Why did you name him Fernando anyway?" "He's named after Nando's." "Well if he's named after a place that makes chicken, shouldn't you at least give him one piece of Teriyaki? Just one?" "Whoops, the last piece accidentally fell into my mouth. Sorry Fernando."
