❝BITCH PLEASE, I DON'T SIMPLY BRUSH MY HAIR. I COMB IT. THERE IS A DIFFERENCE.❞
If you're a vegetarian ( or vegan ) then I sincerely apologise for half of these imagines. If you're not, then I still apologise because this needs e d i t e d. Ple...
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Stiles when you both planned to pig out but McDonald's wouldn't let you both buy 1000 Nuggets and 400 fries.
"Okay um...what are we getting?" "1000 nuggets and 400 fries, we've been over it like a million times you dumbass." "I'm going to ignore the fact that you just called me a dumbass, even though I've got better grades than you." "...No comment." "We'll have 1000 nuggets and 400 fries."
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"Uh...Sorry sir, management says we can't sell you the quantity of food you ordered." "What? Why?" "Well sir, half past twelve in the morning isn't exactly our busiest time of the day. We don't have that many nuggets or fries ready."
