❝BITCH PLEASE, I DON'T SIMPLY BRUSH MY HAIR. I COMB IT. THERE IS A DIFFERENCE.❞
If you're a vegetarian ( or vegan ) then I sincerely apologise for half of these imagines. If you're not, then I still apologise because this needs e d i t e d. Ple...
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Allison when she had given you a crazy dare the night before and the next day at school you shouted what the dare was in front of everyone.
"I dare you to...steal Derek's boxers." "What?" "You heard me."
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"Everyone? Hellooooo...? EARTHLINGS?" "..." "Okay...now that I have your attention, I would like to announce something. Last night, thee Allison Argent dared me to steal something. That thing? Our friend's boxers. Well, Allison, here you are! I have no idea why you want them, but I'm pretty sure I don't want to know." "..." "Okay you can go back to doing whatever you normal people do." "...people are looking at us like we are crazy." "They thought that about me anyways, so..." "..." "Why'd you want Derek's boxers anyway?" "..." "..." "...that's what he gets for embarrassing my son." "Okay...?"
