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"hey this is my locker , get your own "

¡ swear i will make a part two to normal , right after this chapter

In this chapter peter does not have super powers , nor does he know the avengers . But we all really love peter weather or not he has abs and a fabulous body , but we all prefer he does . So he has them anyway .

Triger : school shooting

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I hate Gym with all my might and for today we have to go and do skins vs shirts and guess what i got .

Thats right skins .

Ironic tho  ,  right ? , its like the author wanted it to be this way so she/he could foreshadow this entire shit .

Thanks alot bish

Anyway i had already taken my shirt off when i had this amazing idea .

The lockers are close to the hallways making a clear path towards the restrooms withount being noticed .

ofcourse nobody will notice a half naked kid in the halways .

Just as i was half way through the restrooms the alarm went out
The few kids in the halways started scrambling towards their classes amd i tried to do the same

And they locked me out

Yes obviously the weapon in school alarm scares the shit out of anybody , who would let me in .

I was literally scared and ran towards the restrooms , but then i stopped . 

Easy access for shooters .

I scrambled towards the lockers but not  one of them opened ,

I went towrds the other side and luckily found one .

Not thinking twice i got insode in a mater of half a second .

"What the fuck parker ?"

"Michelle ?"

I was trapped in a locker with michelle jones   

"Hey this is my locker get your own !!!!!"

"What do you want me to do ??"

"First of all get your hand of my  waist and chest  "

I tried as best as i could but the lack of space resulted in getting my hand lower than expected

Michelle whisperd shouted " wtf parker "

"Im sorry , well you get your hands off my stomach "

"Oh im sorry , im not the one with my fucking shirt off showing off my hot abs !!"

"You think i have hot abs ?"

"Thats not the point "

Peter felt something strange and as he looked up he saw the shelf tilted with a box threatening to fall

"shit "

"What ?"

BAAM

The box resulted in hitting peter in the head , causing his head to move fowards , causing his lips to harshly direct towards mj's , causing her to scream , causing him to scream  .. all in a mater of half a second .

Basically the full on kissed , no smooch but a full on kiss

(Mj not gonna she liked it )

This entire thing caused peter to go back , opening the locker and hitting the shooter in the face .

Knocking him out

.......

He stared in shock and could not stop staring

"One of the most wanted criminals in the united states stopped by a horny highschool kid "

Peter recognized this voice , it soumded vaguely familiar to one of his childhood heroes .

He turned around and was shocked to find tony stark and the avengers

The Falcon  spoke up
"Oh cmon tony im sure hes not horny , there has to be an explanation "

And what a perfect time for mj to come out of the locker

"What the f--"