Spiderman oneshots

Shwarma 4

  This chapter Continues right after the last shawarma oneshot  
In all of these oneshots Sherlock will exist in ALL OF THEM so if Peter is killed Sherlock is alone in a apartment .if Peter is stranded in space , Sherlock is alone

Btw. Sherlock is peters kitty he got a few chapters back

Sherlock is a kitty and will always be a kitty

And if you never herd of Sherlock in the chapters , then he was hiding

continue

Peters pov 

Holy fuck

Holy holy holy fuck

Omg omg omg omg omg

 

They found out I'm spiderman

And now aunt may will be killed

And so will Ned

And mj

HOLY FUCK

AND SHERLOCK

I am in a hospital bed without my mask and a man with a eyepatch is acting as if he is my father

How would I know what a father acts like anyway lol

I stare straight at his eyes and I slowly lift the pillow from under my head and put if over my head

For those of you that don't know what I'm doing

Well

I'm trying to suffocate myself

"What in the hell !??! ROgers GET IN HERE !!?"
fury screams

A pair of strong hands try to take the pillow but it's stuck to my hands

Aaaannnnd
My hands are stuck to the rest of my body thus the man throwing me off my own bed

:)

I look up to see the one and only captain America the dickwad who threw me off my bed ;)

Well at least I wasn't kidnapped by bad guys

I get up and push both of them out of the way  and run as fast as I can

Look I don't mind the avengers , I'm sure their  not gonna hurt me

But

I'm dead meat if they tell aunt may that I am a super hero

As I'm running through the hallways from a super soldier and a old man  I come across the one and only

Tony stark

Hold up

Why did the letter become in italics and bold

Never mind

On with the story

"FUck!"

Tony stark  blocks the hallway so I attach myself to the walls and climb toward the ceiling and then I start running again

In the ceiling

"Hey kid we just want to talk !" Captain dickwad said

Now by this point you think

Peter why don't you just stop ? They just want to talk

Well I was going to  

but I got electrocuted

And you know what that means ?

Lights out