back to regular imagines
-periods are a b i t c h
-its just common knowledge
-now men, try as they might, but they will never understand
-but you’re dating a woman ;)
-billie understands your pain and is sooo insanely sympathetic
-she plays along with your overdramaticness
-“bil, baby, someone has literally cut out my uterus and is punching the hole”
-“poor baby, i’ll find you a new one, yeah?”
-she literally raidsssss the chocolate aisle in your closest store
-just at the first sign of your period
-and she’s out the door
-and she gets the newest movie that you wanna watch 🥺
-aND SOME NEW PJS OMG
-BIG FLUFFY UNICORN ONES
-AND SLIPPERS
-YOU END UP WITH A LOT OF SLIPPERS
-your favourite way to get rid of cramps is to put on the new movie, wear your new pjs, and spoon on the couch with Billie rubbing your belly 🥺
-and eating the chocolate of course
-i’m not exaggerating when i say she literally buys out the store
-you have a cupboard in your house which has been dubbed “left over period stuff”
-and its 99.9% left over chocolate
-y’all are wasteful smh 😤
-if you two are going out somewhere she always has pain killers and a bottle of water in her bag
-as well as spare pads
-if you’re embarrassed about going in public and changing the pad in a toilet
-because that shit is loud as hell
-she comes in with you and talks over the noise
-not gonna lie she is the sweetest girlfriend ever during ur period 🥺
-and when your lady times are over
-y’all spend at least a whole day under the sheets making up for lost time ;)
I hope you a good Christmas
If you celebrate it
And if you don't, I hope you had happy holidays
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I love you
Bye 👋
