a/n: started out as a tropey wrong-number fic and turned into homecoming texting au. figures
SI
Unknown Number: hgey bed lmme kniw whetn ydhu chcke your phone pleswa
Unknown Number: not drink jist bleleding
Unknown Number: i'n okay!👍👍🤡
Unknown Number: diffnt mean ti send ghe clown emiji
Unknown Number: dshit iggsot to go
SI: Who's this?
SI: How'd you get this number?
Unknown Number: huh???;
Unknown Number: oh yorue noy ned
Unknown Number: are you is nabmed. si????
SI: I'm going to track your number if you don't tell me who is texting.
Unknown Number: cannnt let you do that dude sorrey
SI: Can you spell?
Unknown Number: mean? yroue mean
Unknown Number: am literallt bleeding out rigjt now and yorue makdijg fun of my soelling
Unknown Number: classic nrw yorker, gotta respect it
SI: Bleeding out?
SI: Call a hospital, fun guy. Lose this number.
Unknown Number: lmao it's cool dude this happens all thr time
Unknown Number: you know SI kinddsa reminds mg of tony dtaark
Unknown Number: stayk inffuadries
Unknown Number: oohf vidsokdns gettign blurry man thasts noty fun
SI: Ironic. What do you mean this happens all the time?
SI: Hello?
SI: Did you LITERALLY just die on me?
SI: I'm tracking your number now.
SI: You better not be the scrawny kid whose picture just showed up in front of me.
SI: Peter Parker? In Forest Hills?
SI: Kid. Now's not the time to ignore your messages.
SI: You have an aunt, right? Maybelle Parker?
SI: I'm calling your aunt.
Unknown Number: who thr hell are you
Unknown Number: howware you getting my information
Unknown Number: i can kicj your ass you knonow
SI: Oh great, you're alive. Have you called 911?
Unknown Number: ans re my wuestions
Unknown Number: rigjt now
SI: Calm down. Don't get your underoos in a twist.
SI: Are you Peter Parker?
Unknown Number: no
1 missed call from SI
SI: Tell the truth before I send ambulances to the wrong apartment.
Unknown Number: dont needan ambulance
Unknown Number: toodx spcensive
SI: I'll pay for it. Let's circle back to the identity thing. What's your name?
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