Spider-Son & Iron Dad two shots

srry afk ttyl

a/n: was gonna finish one of my many wips but executive function and mental illness got to me and now u get this

tony stark fan account • @theintern
it's me. it is i. here i am
     >Tony Stark • @YouKnowWhoIAm
        Wtf
    

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tony stark fan account • @theintern
mfs say "thanos was right" ok why do i have to catchup on five years of meme culture then? hm? explain that
     > nedward • @guyinthechair
        FACTS TBH
     > amy loves spidey! • @SpiderNerdAmy
        ... why did Spider-Man start following you
     > Flash Thompson • @spideyfanno1
         wondering the same thing rn amy
     > tony stark fan account • @theintern
       @SpiderNerdAmy @spideyfanno1 because i'm a very cool, happening dude
     > the real one • @NYCWallCrawler
         @theintern because he's a very cool, happening dude
     > amy loves spidey! • @SpiderNerdAmy
        oh MY GOD???? SPIDER-MAN
     > Flash Thompson • @spideyfanno1
         HOLY SHIT

tony stark fan club • @theintern
evil the intern account be like "tony stark hate club"
      > Tony Stark • @YouKnowWhoIAm
         Can't wait for the day this never happens

tony stark fan club • @theintern
q&a send ur questions about mr stark and i'll reveal all his secrets
      > Tony Stark • @YouKnowWhoIAm
         Excuse me?
      > tony stark fan club • @theintern
          @YouKnowWhoIAm shhhh
     > nedward • @guyinthechair
        does tony stark smell like rich guy perfume
      > tony stark fan club • @theintern
          @guyinthechair yes but also motor oil and car exhaust for some reason
      > amy loves spidey! • @SpiderNerdAmy
         is Spider-Man Tony Stark's son?
      > tony stark fan club • @theintern
          @SpiderNerdAmy no????
      > art major, honorific •@emjayjones
         are you spider-man
      > tony stark fan club • @theintern
          @emjayjones absolutely not, i hate that guy
      > art major, honorific •@emjayjones
        @theintern oh understandable have a nice day
     > Flash Thompson • @spideyfanno1
        @theintern wtf is wrong with you
      > tony stark fan club • @theintern
         @spideyfanno1 what an introspective question, i have no idea
      > miles @bklynsubwayart
        uh is Tony stark good at staring contests
      > tony stark fan club • @theintern
         @bklynsubwayart well we've only done a staring contest one time and he cheated by blowing in my face with his coffee breath
      > tony stark fan club • @theintern
         @the intern i got him back tho because in a thumb war i won by simply dislocating my thumb
      > Tony Stark • @YouKnowWhoIAm
         I can attest to this. I nearly blew chunks. Wtf, kid.

tony stark fan club • @theintern
i told mr stark my depression was like nine today and he immediately asked friday to play africa by toto? anyways thanks for curing my depression mr stark
     > Tony Stark • @YouKnowWhoIAm
         What else was I supposed to do?
     > nedward • @guyinthechair
        LMFAOOOOO
     > TSPS • @TonyStarkProtectionSquad
        win for the mentally ill community
     > tony stark fan club • @theintern
         @TonyStarkProtectionSquad FR FR