a/n: big thanks to my friend who is actually harley keener personified (derogatory) who co-wrote the beginning texting portion with me!! get ready for 4k+ words of crack to celebrate my FIVE YEAR ANNIVERSARY on this goofy orange site
p.s: the shirt is real. you'll know what I'm talking about
iron mans secret love children
01:34PM
spudblaster69420: SEX! this is the office (US) now. i am micheal scott (real [very real])
ooiegooie-man: michael
spudblaster69420: IS THAT HOW YOU SPELL MICHEAL????
ooiegooie-man: THATS HOW ITS SPELLED
spudblaster69420: LIES AND SLANDER NOT REAL NKT BASED
ooiegooie-man: YES!!!! REAL!!!!!!
spudblaster69420: NO!!!!! NOT REAL!!!!!!
spudblaster69420: MICHEAL 😩😩😩 >>> MICHAEL🤢🤢🤢
spudblaster69420: stickyboy
ooiegooie-man: the hyphen...
spudblaster69420: the hyphen can suck my dick
spudblaster69420: anyway some like greasy (greasy?? slimy?? normal looking??) kid came up today after i tested that one thing i made on him and said that i was his mentor now
spudblaster69420: is this how peepaw stark feels with u
ooiegooie-man: NOOO DONT CALL HIM PEEPAW💀💀💀
spudblaster69420: IM GONNA CALL HIM PEEPAW!!
ooiegooie-man: WHY😭😭😭😭😭 THATS SO CURSED
spudblaster69420: have you even HEARD his back crack when he moves pete. his spinal cord is a bag of lays being crushed
ooiegooie-man: how do you even come up with these metaphors im
ooiegooie-man: i hear it all too well, my ears are too good for my mental health
spudblaster69420: they're not metaphors websmcgee that's just what it is
spudblaster69420: once again i regret to inform you that i actually do not have a hyphen key and will never look into getting one
ooiegooie-man: you. y
spudblaster69420: me 😍
ooiegooie-man: you pain me physically and mentally
spudblaster69420: yeah that's my whole schtick actually idk what you want from me
ooiegooie-man: [Let's play 8-Ball!]
ooiegooie-man: im so bored harley pls
spudblaster69420: ok
spudblaster69420: [Your Move!]
ooiegooie-man: [Your Move!]
ooiegooie-man: is this a bad time to mention idk how to play 8 ball
spudblaster69420: it's just balls in holes pete
spudblaster69420: yes i had to phrase it like that
spudblaster69420: [Your Move!]
ooiegooie-man: you sound like ,, this guy from patrol holy shit
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