This gc is based on Demxn_TearsRBLX 's request. In my stories that I written myself GE is Germany's father. Not EU (who adopted him by accident lol)
EU: why are we here?
NATO: I was bored, and America suggested to make a GC.
EU: why did you ask America for advice
NATO: why not! He is a nice guy!
EU: sure. One second I need to stop Germany from making a blueprint about bombs
NATO: what-
EU: nvm imma allow it he put safety on the bomb. And it's not nuclear so it's less concerning. NVM GERMANY IS MAKING IT NUCLEAR!
UN: Germany is a weirdo who does work volunteerly. The other day Czechia panicked about losing his work when Germany returned with his work, finished.
NATO: WHAT I WANT GERMANY TO DO MY WORK
UN: NO NATO NO ACT PROFESSIONAL!
NATO: sure.. anyways EU remember when you adopted Germany? Is he still your legal son?
EU: Of course I remember, that's like the most embarrassing thing in my entire life. I have to admit Germany is still my legal son
NATO added Germany, Poland, Austria and New Zealand
Austria: why am I here
NATO: whoops wrong person.
NATO kicked Austria and added Australia
Germany: NATO how could you add Austria instead of Australia. EMBARRASSING!
NATO: Germany please stfu
EU: LANGUAGE!!!
ASEAN; I can't tell wether you are defending him because he is your legal son
EU: stfu
NATO: HEY WHY CAN YOU SAY IT BUT I CAN'T???
EY: THAT IS A DIFFERENT SITUATION
New Zealand went offline
Australia: what is this group chat for? Work or not
NATO: America told me to make a group chat so here you go
Australia: Remember when Canada chugged an entire bottle of maple syrup thinking it was regular water?
New Zealand is now online
New Zealand: YESS!!! IT WAS SO WEIRD LIKE HOW DID HE NOT GET SICK???
Australia: right? Hold up we can have nicknames???
Germany has been renamed "Germ"
Australia has been renamed "Aussie"
New Zealand has been renamed "Kiwi"
Poland has been renamed "Pole"
Poland is now online
Pole: give me a better name or else I will call Czechia's capital over to destroy you
NATO: lol what can a stupid capital do?
Pole: I dunno, throw you out of the Prague castle or straight out a window with spikes underneath to kill you?
Pole has been renamed "space"
Space: good :)
NATO: what is that capital called? Remind me to never go there
Space: chill it's just history, it's Praha in Czech and in English it's Prague.
NATO: thanks.
Space: Niemcy remember when you threw TR off the roof while he was fixing it because he didn't put lemon in your snitchzel?
Germ: it was worth it
Space: -.-
Germ: okayyyy atleast I didn't I didn't take out a cardoard box, drew windows on it and jump out a window with it while screaming "Polska can into space!"
Space: WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THAT
EU: Poland why
Space: tak (yes I think idk i speak Czech not Polish)
UN: -dies in confusion-
Germ: kann Ich habe besser Name???
Space: NIE!!!!
Germ: fine :( ALSO-
Space: NIEMCY NIEEEE!! UHH REMEMBER WHEN GERMANY SWITCHED PLACES WITH CZECH REPUBLIC AND THEN HE HAD TO THROW BERLIN OUT A WINDOW TO PROVE WAS CZECH REPUBLIC??
Germ: NEIN DAS IST FALSCH (no that's fake)!!!
Kiwi: Germany what the heck... REMEMBER WHEN ASEAN SET OFF THE FIRE ALARM MISTAKING IT FOR THE ELEVATOR BUTTON
EU: ???
Aussie: lift
EU: oh okay thanks... ASEAN SO THAT WAS WHY THE FIRE ALARM SET OFF RANDOMLY?
ASEAN: I FORGOT MY GLASSES THAT DAY!! I HAD TO PAY 500$ FOR SETTING IT OFF
UN: ASEAN why
ASEAN: DO NOT BLAME ME!!!
UN: Australia I still remember the time you brought a spider into my office, his name was Jeff right?
Aussie: yeah! You love him!
UN: no I swatted him with my hand
Aussie: IMPOSSIBLE! THEN WHY DO I STILL HAVE HIM
UN: Germany may or have have not replaced your spider
Aussie: KIWI UN IS BEING MEAN
Kiwi: ... Aussie nobody likes your spiders 💀
Aussie: Germany please transform into some reichtangle and Anschluss them
Germ: ANSCHLUSS.
Space: NIEMCY NIE!
Germ: you heard nothing. Australia no Anschluss and no reichtangle either.
Space: thank goodness I'm not really wanting to die right now. Not until I can go to space
EU: that's never
Space: -cries- yes.. this reminds of the time where Niemcy dressed up as reichtangle and scared the hell out of America and he ended up using pepper spray on Germany. Then we all hopped out to give America one big scare before spraying Neimcy with holy water, praying it will heal his eyes
Germ: you need science classes
UN: you guys what????!!!
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