Wow! A country has been murdered, now here is Germany interviewing countries.
Warning: VERY CURSED.
Germany: Okay. You speak English right?
America: I speak American
Germany: American English... eh- I can try that. Sex?
America: Twice a week.
Germany: OH- uh... I meant gender, male or female?
America: Male and female.
Germany: AMERICA NO! WHAT IS YOUR GENDER!
America: OH! Male.
Germany: IS THAT SO HARD TO ANSWER?
Germany POV: I'm never asking for gender again.
Beep!
Germany: -passes image to Canada-
Canada: OOOo I didn't know you also hated maple syrup skills!
Germany: no... that is blood.
Canada: oh... okay what about it?
Germany: this is a picture taken at the scene, now if you zoom in there is a picture of your hat from the corner, what did you do last night.
Canada: somebody spilled syrup.
Germany: so?
Canada: I went to clean it up.
New Zealand: OH SHOOT! FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF GERMANY I AM SO SORRY I GAVE YOU THE WRONG IMAGE! HERE IS THE ACTUAL PICTURE!
Germany: then what is this black and white image?
Canada: me annoyed about spilled syrup.
Germany: WHO USED BLACK AND WHITE FOR THAT?!
New Zealand: Imma head off, here you go Germany.
Germany: you're fired.
Beep!
Germany: okay... Where were you last night
Poland: Niemcy I was at your house
Germany: oh yeah...
Poland: idiota
Beep!
Germany: AH, what were you doing last night
AH: Quick story, Hungary and Austria role played as Czech cities, Hungary decided to be Prague and threw Austria out the window, does that answer your question?
Germany internally: what the heck
Beep!
Germany: Tsche-
Czechia: you can call me Czechia, Czech Republic or Česká Republika :)
Germany: Okay, Czechia
Czechia: do you want a Czech-out like a brexit?
Germany: how many dummkopfs do I have to meet before I find the murderer?
Czechia: want me to call Prague?
Germany: NEIN. THE THIRD TIME JS ENOUGH. (There were three defenestrations in Praha/Prague)
Beep!
Germany: Hello Russia, what were you doing last night?
Russia: that is classified, comrade.
Germany: I apologize but.. this is required.
Russia: The reports will in OUR favor right?
Germany: uh-
Russia: do you need some convincing?
Germany: AAAAAAAA
Beep!
Germany: I quit
Switzerland: So I can have the job? -happy-
Germany: GOOD LUCK WITH THAT
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