More shorts before some actual stuff :)
Y/n: Is East with West or Austria and Hungary a worse combination to take care of?
AH: -looks at West behind carried by East before being thrown into a garbage can- I think East and We~
Austria: MUTTER I SUMMONED A DEMON BY ACCIDENT WHEN DOING MY GERMAN HOMEWORK!
Hungary: MUM I THREW TEA AT UK AND HE IS AFTER ME HELP!!
West: EAST IM STUCK IN THE GARBAGE CAN!
East: MUTTER THE GARBAGE TRUCK IS COMING HELP!
GE: both.
AH: yes, both.
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Poland: Niemcy can we buy it please? The turtle is so cute imma name it "Mini Polska!"
Germany: we literally own 54 turtles, 68 bunnies and 12 dogs with another 5 cats. This gotta stop.
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France: -speaks in French-
UK: out! *snaps fingers* I don't speak baguette
France: *scoffs* And I don't sing "London bridge is falling down" EVERY SINGLE DAY AT FIVE AM!
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America: Spain! Check it out! A beaver with a duck bill
Spain: that's a platypus
America: PERRY THE PLATYPUS?
Spain: America.. NO
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Austria: Mum! What is that?
*GE throwing rocks at people below him because they were 1 meter by AH*
AH: GE no- one second sweetie!
AH: HUN! THEY DIDN't MEAN TOO THE BUS WAS CROWDED!
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In my headcannons Slovakia and Czechia split up, Czechoslovakia wasn't some parent but a combined fellow. I mean who is gonna be their father?
Slovakia: aw man Russia has my flag, new flag time! -takes a cool eyepatch and puts it on-
I love it!
Slovakia: let's see what Česko came up with!
Czechia: -still has the same flag-
Slovakia: this is why we separated
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My fellow being who requested this ship, I am working on it along with my other request, here is a small short meanwhile :)
East: I'm mad
Ukraine: why?
East: you didn't hug me today :c
Ukraine: -silently hugs East- why must you be like this
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Countryhumans oneshot
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