This was requested.. HERE WE GO!
Czechia: you were really drunk last night
Poland: no I wasn't! I only had like on shot of vodka, or two I forgot
Czechia: you flirted with Germany and asked if he was single-
Poland: but I'm dating Niemcy!
Czechia: Polsko. You cried when he said he wasn't single
Austria: Bring home purified water with no minerals, I have a party to throw later
West: I got spring water! *giggles*
Austria: West... NO
East: with extra minerals!
West: it's like licking a stalagmite
Austria: *wtf is a stalagmite?* -confused screeching-
East: MMM CAVE WATER!
Austria: don't come to my party
GE: Let's do some stuff together
AH: like on our relationship or crime?
GE: both
AH:.... JA OKIE!
Germany: Austria can I have the files for Greece?
Austria: Sure!
Germany: oh Danke, my back pain was really bad these days and I can't reach the files.
Austria: -gives cactus-
Germany: .... ANSCHLUSS TIME
Germany: Don't wake me up from sleep unless you want to be anschlussed
Belgium: -prays that nobody wakes him up-
Poland: you want to copy my flag? No, too many people already done that
Czechia: -copies Poland's flag but puts a blue triangle eyepatch -
Poland: this is why I invaded you to secure a church
Pause, so basically Poland once accidentally invaded Czech Republic. As a Czech Person I find this hilarious
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