No I Called Dibs!: Dan Howell

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Dan stares at you. "Did you just say you have a boyfriend?"

You nod and blush. A weird look crosses Dan's face but it goes away before you could tell what it meant.

"Oh. Well. That's cool." He picked up his Starbucks coffee and stared across the restaraunt. You sigh and feel someone sit down next to you. You look and smile. Dan winces.

"Are you the boyfriend?"

He nods. Dan blinks. "Excuse me for a sec."

He gets up from the table and heads to the bathroom. 

"So babe did yo--"

You place a finger on his lips. "Did you hear a scream?"

Your bf shrugs. Dan comes out of the bathroom smiling. "I can't do this."

You stare at him. "Do what?"

Dan sighs and points to you and the guy. "THIS! I'm sorry but you're going to have to get your own bitch. I called dibs on y/n two years ago."

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