Catfish [l.s] (boyxboy)

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dear france ily for that magazine article and just because i love france so much i have taken the liberty of posting the article in the multimedia. i have sort of a larry thing if you havent noticed snhsnhsh but eleanor is cool too

 Harvey: heyyy.. sorry i haven't answered in the past two days

Anna: it's cool. i get u have a life.

Harvey: yeah.

Anna: are you okay? 

Harvey: I'm fine. how are you?

Anna: I'm.. not very good.

Harvey: what's wrong with you?

Anna: are we together?

Harvey: huh?

Anna: are. we. together.

Harvey: um.. I don't really..

Anna: Just say yes or no, it's not that hard!

Harvey: where is this coming from??

Anna: I want to be able to feel like I can invest in this otherwise it's a waste of time.

Harvey: so I'm a waste of time?

Anna: no.

Anna: you know that's not what I meant.

Anna: we've talked on the phone, we've texted for over a month.. I know your mum's name and you know mine's, I know a lot about you, I know what your favourite colour is and I know what time you like to go to bed. 

Anna: we're so close already

Anna: but I don't even know where we stand relationship-wise, u know? it's been driving me crazy.

Harvey: I'm sorry... I didn't mean to leave you hanging.

Anna: it's alright.. just.. talk to me.

Harvey: well.. u know the situation i just went through with my best mate, right?

Anna: yeah..

A part of Louis wants Harry to come clean about how he feels to Anna since he seems to trust her more than Louis. He is almost jealous of this alter ego he has created for himself.

Harry: it got me thinking..

Harry: that it was stupid to even get so upset over that. I don't feel any sparks between us or anything but I do when I'm talking to you.

Louis' heart literally lurches from his chest and shatters on the ground - okay, not literally literally, but. Harry is a dick, Louis decides, and as much as Louis likes dicks, he no longer likes Harry.

He'll probably redeem himself, just, give him a minute.

Anna: it wasn't stupid, and was the fact that he's a boy what made you so hesitant? i mean, if it was a girl i'm sure you'd have no problem.

Harvey: yeah but a girl is different from a boy.

Anna: how?? just because one has boobs and one doesn't? a person's gender says nothing about them as a person, you don't have to be feminine or masculine just because your gender says so. your gender is like your hair colour, what are you gonna do about it? if you love him and you refuse to give it a chance just because he doesn't have boobs, you're going to be missing out..

Harvey: I don't.. know.. I just can't picture myself with another guy. It's.. not for me.

Anna: well have you at least thought about how he feels?

Harvey: you're starting to sound like a mum :( and it also sounds like you actually want me to go out with him, what about us?

Fuck, he's going to make Harry suspicious if he doesn't relax. Louis is actually pretty sure Harry is already suspicious. Damn it.

Anna: I just get really argumentative.. sorry

Anna: us. yeah. what about us?

Harvey: well, listen. i really like u and i want us to be together and all but we live so far away, do you think we can actually do it? 

Anna: we both live in London.

Harvey: huh? 

Harvey: no we don't

Stupid, stupid Harry. 

Harvey: I mean like

Harvey: we do but I travel a lot. so.

Anna: .. you work at a record store.

Harvey: I like adventure

Harvey: anyway

Anna: we can make it work. you know, IMing, calling..

Harvey: maybe video chatting eventually

Anna: yeah, I'd love to.

He only agrees to this video chatting thing because he knows there's no way Harry will actually do it, his face is too recognizable. Really, Louis is lucky Harry is a secret celebrity and not some random person from his school that he has a crush on.

Harvey: so.. girlfriend?

Anna: way to make it awkward

Anna: and no! I will not be ur girlfriend, what a terrible way to ask someone!

Harvey: fine, fine.. you're right

Harvey: Anna Grace Montgomery, will you allow me the honor to become your online boyfriend? It'd mean the world to me, I'll even change my relationship status for you.

Anna: how touching.. I'll think about it. 

Harvey: :(

Anna: kidding.. yeah, I'll be your girlfriend :)

Anna: but no more snogging best mates.. yeah?

Harvey: Yeah. :)

So, he's dating Harry now, but he's also kinda not because he just made Harry promise not to snog him again. 

Brilliant.