After being killed by angry pilot, Y/N landed in the Abyss and meet Four Kings of the Abyss.
They made deal with him and reincarnated to Date A Live universe where Shido is genderbended and he accidently took away her powers of sealing spirits. So n...
Y/N was floating in darkness as small ball of fire.
"Is that... Abyss?"
Suddenly light erupted in front of him and an King appeared.
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"Correct little one!"
"HOLY MOTHER OF NOPES, I'M OUT OF HERE!" Y/N floated away
"Umm... You know there is no escape?"
"I'm gonna duble check that. Bye!"
Y/N suddenly stopped in place
"Invisible wall?" King smiled
"Invisible wall..." Y/N floated back to him
"So how you end up here?" King asked puting away his word
"You want a tale or meme?"
"Give me that meme!"
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"...and then he dropped me here" Y/N finished the story.
"That's one hell of salty guy you parried..."
Another light erupted and second king appeared.
"DID HE CAME BACK?!" He shouted looking around with sword in his hand "I CAN'T SEE HIM"
"Nah, it's just a soul someone dumped here" First king answered.
"What a disappointment..." He turned around "I'm going back to sleep."
"Excuse me your majesty, shouldn't you be dead lorewise or something?"
"Lorewise, we're in world of casual that gave up on tutorial..." First King answered.
"...And we're stuck here forever without anything to do" Second King finished.
"So... Can I get out of here now?"
"If you can pay the price" Second King said.
Y/N pulled out a shiny router out of nowhere "I have a router with unlimited Wi-Fi on me"
Both of Kings frozen dumbfounded.
"Did you just said... unlimited Wi-Fi?" Second king lowered his head to Y/N.
"Y-Yeah..." Y/N said while slowly floating back.
First king suddenly grabbed the router "With this... We could finally access the internet!"
Both kings starred on golden router like on relict, while third one appeared and looked at them confused.
"What are you guys doing and what is that thing doing here?" He pointed sword at Y/T.
"It's our lord of savior!" Second King started in dramatic tone "A god of infinity that descended into darkness to give us light..."
"Are you even sober?" Third King asked concerned but they ignored him, he looked at Y/N and asked "The hell you gave them?"
"I gave them router with unlimited Wi-Fi" Y/N answered and Third King facepalmed "Is... something wrong your majesty?"
"...And now we can watch MILFs!" First King joined Second King.
"Absolutely nothing" Third King sigh "So... What do you want for exchange?"
"You see your majesty, I'm a simple folk that just want to live another life and finish watching an anime"
"Very well you f*cking weeb, you will be sent to other world with all your crap" Third King said and glued his business card to him "Also here's my phone number, just in case"
Third King snapped his finger and Y/N suddenly disappeared.
