social media - sdmn

tinder // jj

olajide: you up?

alymariee: jj...its 3 am. when you called and i didn't answer you should have figured i wasn't up.

olajide: ok yeah, but i thought you might have just missed it accidentally.

alymariee: isn't that what missed is? to not get something accidentally?

olajide: i don't know bruv.

alymariee: don't call me bruv, bruv.

olajide: i will call you whatever i want to baby.

alymariee: eeeewwwww don't call me that, you're not Tobi.

olajide: wait tobi calls you baby?

alymariee: no, but we call each other babe. same thing basically.

olajide: are you two dating?

alymariee: no, but he's the sweetest. i guess it's kinda friends with benefits but without the sex.

olajide: so tobi's got a bae

alymariee: jj shut up, were just best friends.

olajide: sure

alymariee: actually there's someone i'm interested in. but i doubt any of you know him. His name is Chris but he's only like 2 inches taller than me. that's cool cause we're both short.

olajide: chris is a chill name, i'm can't wait to meet him. do you know his last name?

alymariee: it's Dixon, but again like i said i don't think any of you know him.

olajide: yeah i probably don't know him.

jj was being a little bit of an idiot, he did know chris dixon, and so did everyone else but jj just wasn't thinking about it.

boy was he in for a surprise.