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[ alyssa's pov ]

"So how about we play a little game?" jide suggests sitting on the couch next to simon.

everyone turns their attention to him as i can feel tobi playing with my hair.

"like never have i ever." he says clarifying the subject a little bit.

"oh thank god, i thought you were gonna suggest 7 minutes in heaven or something like that." Cal(freezy) says pretending to wipe sweat off of his forehead.

"i'm not 15 Cal."

"we know how you get jj." ethan says with an acutely small laugh.

"oi fuck off."

we all laugh, eventually ending up in a circle in the living space.

"isn't this a little cliché?" i ask as everyone nods but shrugs their shoulders anyways.

i get out my phone texting simon, josh, and jide about a complicated situation that could potentially happen.

alyssa: ok guys like if someone asks about having had sex with someone in this room, DO NOT PUT YOUR HAND UP FOR THE DRUNK THING WE ALL DID. or unless you have had sex with someone in this room other than that

josh: got u

jide: ok

simon: agreed

"alright lets start simple, never have i ever stuck someone up my arse." jide says and everyone widens their eyes.

"i don't think anyone here has ever done that jide." i say earning a hearty laugh from everyone.

"ok well then you go."

i sit up straight a little, clearing my throat.

"never have i ever kissed a girl."

"WHAT THATS UNFAIR EVERYONE HERE HAS KISSED A GIRL EXCEPT YOU!" harry says throwing his hands up in the air lightheartedly.

"yeah that's kind of the point."

everyone but myself puts a finger down as i chuckle a little.

"if you wanna play that game, never have i ever had i vagina." harry says with a slight smirk on his face.

"ok yeah, whatever. we're even now, get on with it." i say rolling my eyes at harry's little comeback move.

"okokokok never have i ever had sex with anyone in this room."

tobi and i looked at each other then simon and i looked at each other as all 3 of us put our fingers down.

"woah woah woah now, a threesome?" ethan asks wiggling his eyebrows in a suggestive manner.

"no ethan, simon and i had sex about 3 years ago on a dare and i deemed he wasn't that good."

everyone's eyes widen as they basically roll over in laughter.

"so what about tobi then?"

"well....tobi and i had sex 2 days ago."

"WHAT?!? didn't even know you two were dating."

"well you wouldn't've if that question hadn't been asked."

"damn." freezy says with a laugh as we continue the game, josh staring someone but i couldn't tell who down the entire time.