High Hobi's Henchmen
Dec. 10
11:48 P.M.
Jin; and that's how I managed to escape an escape room with only a stick and Nick Jonas
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11:48 P.M.
Joon; is it morally acceptable to buy eighteen crabs on impulse
Jin; no
Yoongi; to eat or to raise
ugh; get the crabs
Jin; Think WWHD
Jin; what would Hobi do
ugh; well i would get the crabs
Yoongi; and then do the opposite
ugh; dammit i thought we were actually gonna like agree with me on something damn
ugh; you hoes crusty anyways
ugh; jin is so old he is literally a crippled dust bag
ugh; yoongi is such an ass he is literally only ass
Ugh; and joon you are an utter dumbass
ugh; there i said it
ugh; yeah
ugh; you hoes can fight me
Joon; I have a masters degree in psychology and I'm in highschool but go off
ugh; than bitch you would think you would know how to use your fucking brain
Jin; fine, call me old, I'll just refund ur ticket to Hawaii
Jin; and go off on my brilliant BF i knew you didn't want the new gucci collection anyways
ugh; i am sorry jin i will do anything you want for the next five years i love you you are my favorite hyung
Yoongi; eh. U rite.
Yoongi; Favorite? Bitch get tf out of my house and off my couch then u utter asshat
ugh; i am sorry yoongi i will do anything you want for the next five years i love you you are my favorite hyung
Jin; u earned ur ticket back but the gucci is off the table
Joon; Im sorry, but do you have a template made for when you need to apologize to them?
ugh; wow i guess you really do have a brain somewhere in that big ass head of yours
Jin; u just lost the ticket and the new game system u wanted
ugh; i am sorry jin i will do anything you want for the next five years i love you you are my favorite hyung
Yoongi; homeless
Jin; no hawaii
Yoongi; homeless
Jin; no hawaii
Joon; hobi ur outta moves
ugh; um i am sorry joon i will do anything you want for the next five years i love you you are my favorite bby
Joon; I have literally nthing to give u
ugh; okay then fuck you too bitch
ugh; i am sorry jin i will do anything you want for the next five years i love you you are my favorite hyung
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