Strawberries and Cigarettes

Chapter Nineteen

Christian

Dec. 27

1:00 P.M.

Yoongi; bored>:(

Christian; i feel so used right now

Christian; how dare you only use me for your eNTERTAINMENT

Christian; but yeah whats up how's it been

Yoongi; how would you rather me use you ;)

Yoongi; Because baby boy i have my ways

Yoongi; I'm smoking with seok rn

Christian; make me into a chair

Yoongi; ... faux fur or leather

Christian; whatever works

Christian; as long as you will still sit on me hehe

Yoongi; god we love evolution

Yoongi; and it would be my pleasure to be your pleasure 👅🍑

Christian; don't get cocky, mr.

Christian; i am still a minor

Yoongi; how old r u again

Christian; i just turned seventeen like three months ago

Yoongi; few more months for me, and then what we do won't be legal darling

Yoongi; i can finally ruin your goody two shoes ass

Yoongi; im too high to care about who I fuck

Yoongi; no cuddle tho that for my minnie bby :(

Christian; wait so hang on

Christian; you mean to tell me

Christian; that for some unknown reason

Christian; you would fuck me

Christian; but not jimin

Christian; and not cuddle me

Christian; and only cuddle jimin

Christian; i can't tell if that is bias or segregation or what

Yoongi; no no no no

Yoongi; i'd personally make it my goal to make the only thing jimin remembers my name while he is screaming it

Yoongi; but then he'd get loves and snuggles afterwards

Yoongi; you only get a half assed version of the first thing

Christian; you are really gonna regret telling me all of this dude

Christian; i feel very uncomfortable with this knowledge

Christian; like what do i do with it

Yoongi; stop being a fke bish, you just told me to sit on your face babes

Yoongi; yea thats right high yoongi calls you out on ya shit

Yoongi; i changed my mind come cuddle me :{

Christian; hey you came at me with the energy first and like science taught me no energy can disappear or whatever so like i just sent it back at ya

Yoongi; ur either talking about how matter cannot be created or destroyed which means energy cannot be created or destroyed

Yoongi; or ur talking about Newton's third law that states that every action has an equal and opposite reaction. But I doubt that because then that would mean that if you eat me out I eat you out and my tongue works wonders so much better than yours does bby boy

Yoongi; cuddles :{

Christian; wait whoa you actually know stuff

Christian; i've seen you in my music theory class and literally you slammed your hands against the keyboard and called the song "anger" i did not think you had any intellectual brain cells

Yoongi; I'm rlly smart I wanna get into college for free so JK can have money to go incase he needs it because he wants to back to Seoul for school

Yoongi; so I need scholarships

Yoongi; that class and photography are my extras because they are fun and have scholarships backing them

Yoongi; I'm second to only Joon, #2 in my class

Yoongi; don't tell sober yoongi i told u though he'll get mad at me. Cuddddddles :{{{{

Christian; you are literally disgusting no

Yoongi; cuddles ?

*Read 1:11 P.M.*

Yoongi; i hope you never learn to masturbate fuck face

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