Gay Thots
Feb. 22
1:42 P.M.
Jiminie; GUYS I JUST CONFESSED TO YOONGI??????
kookie; is that why he is screaming
kookiemonster; AND YOU DIDN'T CONSULT ME FIRST OMG /I/ AM SCREAMING HOLY FUCK
Jiminie; i think it went okay???
Jiminie; but i told him i would eat our kids out of panic???
kookiemonster; ur gay panic is an ugly monster
kookiemonster; it's okay, yoongi hyung will fuck it out of you
Kookiemonster; HOLY SHIT HYUNG CAN ACTUALLY FUCK IT OUT OF YOU
kookiemonster; he's gonna want you to show the hickies
Jiminie; pardon?
Jiminie; it's been two days, they are all ready essentialy gone aside from like how rED they are
Jiminie; they should be gone tomorrow
Jiminie; who tf wants to look at that?
kookie; you clearly don't know my brother
kookie; wAIT YOU AND MY BROTHER ARE A THING NOW IHGBI
Jiminie; um we haven't established anything so hahaha
kookie; give him 24 hours
kookiemonster; when i asked kook out we looked at cat dick and you can even appreciate a pretty hickey smh
kookiemonster; you are his jimin, that bitch claimed ur ass
Jiminie; look i've never been in a relationship before idk what i'm supposed to appreciate right now
kookie; okay well that is one of them
Jiminie; thank you, life coach
Jiminie; okay thank you two for your feedback, i'm gonna go tell my mom bye wish me luck
kookie; luck wished
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Hobi's High Henchmen
Feb. 22
1:58 P.M.
Yoongi; fuck me
Yoongi; with a toothbrush
Seokie; um, no?
Yoongi; thats fine becasue feel high rn and im not even smoking i'm just living life high as the fucking moon because my gayy ass has another gay ass that thinks he loves me and his baby hands and his cute cheeks and his adorbale smile and his kind personalit and HOLY FUCK HIS THIGHS but like he is so kind and caring but also a little brat but i'm lowkey into that and HE LIKES ME TOOOO FUCK +)IW+IR+
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Seokie; um
Seokie; what
Jin; did min yoongi
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Strawberries and Cigarettes
FanfictionA co-written Yoonmin text fic that shows the painful reality of not only having to overcome your own battles, but also the ones left to you by other people. A lovely balance of fluff, angst, and crackhead tae kook. It all starts with a wrong number...
