Gay thots
Jan. 1
11:06 A.M.
Jiminie; Hey y'all remember that one time Yoongi hyung said he wanted to fuck me so hard I'd forget everything but his name because I'd be screaming it?
Jiminie; me fucking too
kookiemonster; i-
kookie; what
Jiminie; good times
Jiminie; i had another awakening, to put it simply.
Jiminie; i had this awakening twice, actually
Jiminie; 1) probably at like 1 in the morning last night while i was hammered as fuck and watching mulan with yoongi
Jiminie; 2) this morning while thinking about yoongi
Jiminie; i am so mad at myself, guys.
kookie; don't be loud when you come over, i don't want things to be like how they were last year
kookie; bi phase yoongi was bUSY
kookiemonster; not that i'm not pepped af that jimin realized that ur brother is hot af, but can yall stop being so loud, my head hurts
Jiminie; we're... texting
kookiemonster; too l o u d
Jiminie; okay, wELL, but no, tae, i don't just think yoongi is hot. It's more than that. Last night... look, it was just so nice- he was so nice, everything felt comfortable, i felt comfortable with him, and i realized that i want more of that, and it was just so-
Jiminie; lovely
kookiemonster; hOly fuCK tHats gay
kookie; hey min, no offense but there is no way u remember everything, hyung texted me last night and told me u made him kill his car
kookiemonster; *gAsP* that car is his baby GiRL WTF
Jiminie; i can't say i remember that part
Jiminie; wait, he said i was his baby😢😢
kookie; that's kinda gay
kookiemonster; please PLEASE tell me you made him kill the car because u wanted to be the only bby
kookiemonster; thats such a diminie thing to do
kookie; what :( i missed diminie
Jiminie; who is diminie
kookiemonster; your drunk personality who only speaks in third person, has no verbal filter, is a big bby boy, and claims he's "Just having fun, he isn't dwunk!"
Jiminie; kill him
Jiminie; kill him now
kookiemonster; no he is cute
kookie; hyung also said you wouldn't stop calling him oppa and he was gonna, and I quote, "Pop a fat ass nut in both you and his pants if you didn't stop, because it was just a massage to make ur back feel better from dancing"
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Strawberries and Cigarettes
FanfictionA co-written Yoonmin text fic that shows the painful reality of not only having to overcome your own battles, but also the ones left to you by other people. A lovely balance of fluff, angst, and crackhead tae kook. It all starts with a wrong number...
