*ugh has created a chat*
*ugh has named the chat Da Bois*
*ugh as added you to 'Da Bois'*
*ugh has added Jin to 'Da Bois*
*ugh has added Joon to 'Da Bois'*
*ugh has added Elmowannabe to 'Da Bois*
*ugh has added bbybro to 'Da Bois'*
*ugh had added Chrsitian to 'Da Bois'*
Da Bois
Jan. 25
6:56 P.M.
ugh; sup bitches
Ugh; so i know what you're thinkning, "we already have plenty of group texts among all of us"
ugh; yEah but that one we hAD didn't have JIMIN in it
ugh; so i took the initiative and made one with jimin in it :)
bbybro; you fucking dumbass
Elmowannebe; you fuck face
Jin; hoseok SHIT
Joon; sh it
Yoongi; uh why is christian in this chat ????
Yoongi; yall fucks claimed you didn't know him
ugh; shit.
bbybro;. yeAH NO FUCKING DUH DUMBASS
ugh; in my defense
ugh; i forgot
Jin; YoU ForgT HuH ffs
Yoongi; forgot? What? What the fuck is going on
Elmowannabe; yoonie dont be mad please
Yoongi; why would i be mad i'm just confused??
ugh; what u mean you aren't fucking mad
ugh; i just fucking exposed jimin for being christian
bbybro; yOU FUCKING IDIOT WE COULD HAVE JUST PLAYED IT OFF KIJBGVFRWSNGOLRS
Christian; yoongi i am so sorry
Christian; i didn't want you to hate me when we first met
Yoongi; just
Yoongi; shut up
*Yoongi has left 'Da Bois'*
Joon; good going hoseok
Jin; jimin baby
Elmowananbe; minnie...
Christian; i don't want to talk right now
*Christian has left 'Da Bois'*
bbybro; fucking nice one hoseok
ugh; i forgot!
ugh; cut a guy some slack!
ugh; it's not like i intentionally ruined jimin's chances of ever getting with yoongi!
Joon; HOBI WTF'
Jin; ffs my ship- it's sinking its gone im CRYING
Joon; good god now i got a crying boyfriend, good one seok
Elmowannabe; kook...
Elmowannabe; you also have a crying bf. Want cuddles
bbybro; I'm omw baby, but Hoseok im fucking pissed
bbybro; i had never seen my brother so fucking happy to talk and be around another person in my entire life. He wasn't like that with me and he wasn't even like that with our mom, and he fucking loved our mom. Hell, yoongi wasn't even smoking as much because jimin made one fucking comment about him smoking so he tried to cut back to stop worrying him.
bbybro; that was the love of his life, and even though jimin never outwardly said it, i know jimin fucking loved him like that too.
bbybro; but you and your dumbass went and ruined everything for everybody
ugh; kookie, i didn't mean to upset you
ugh; i'm sorry...
bbybro; i'm not the one you should be apologizing to
*bbybro has left 'Da Bois'*
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Minnie
Jan. 25
7:17 P.M.
Yoongi; tell me something right now that only 'Christian' would know
Yoongi; not something he would just tell someone, something important
Yoongi; right fucking now Park.
Minnie; yoongi i am so sorry
Minnie; i just didn't want you to hate me so i lied about who i was and created my little persona, and i know i shouldn't have, and i really was going to tell you it was me, i was going to tell you christmas day, but then you got mad at me, or rather christian, and you stopped takling to me until after christimas because you were upset that i kept putting myself down.
Minnie; i realized after that i was i deep shit and i didn't know what to do, so i just rolled with it
Minnie; and i know i shouldn't have, but i didn't know what else to do
Minnie; yoongi, i am so, so sorry
Yoongi; if there was any bone in my body that had even the slightest ability to hate you, i would have blocked you ten minutes ago, so stfu and tell me something only he would know
Yoongi; please
Minnie; you're cute with mint hair, yoongi
Minnie; you were really fucking cute
Yoongi; ffs
Yoongi; you really had me tricked there
Yoongi; that one hurts
Minnie; yoongi i'm sorry
Minnie; i will tell you a thousand times if it makes you believe me
Minnie; i will write it over cave paintings and spell it out in sea foam, please believe me
Minnie; i'm sorry
*Read 7:23 P.M.*
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But Yoongi- the lil bitch is sorry >:) - Zepp {042920}
i thrive as lil bitch- tae {053120}
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Strawberries and Cigarettes
FanfictionA co-written Yoonmin text fic that shows the painful reality of not only having to overcome your own battles, but also the ones left to you by other people. A lovely balance of fluff, angst, and crackhead tae kook. It all starts with a wrong number...
