Aki: Humu humu....
I was looking around the building since the girls started their live streams after they had their lunch.
I put in a 500 yen coin inside a vending machine.
BAM
I take my drink.
Mori: Ah, Kanemoto-Kun, whadup?
Aki: Ah, Calliope-San, Are you done with your Live Stream?
Mori: Yip! Done! Hm?
She looks at the drink on my hand.
Mori: Ewww! What is that Shit!?
Aki: D...Dr. Pepper.
Mori: NON NON NON! Monsieur Kanemoto, zis iz not suitable for your soul!
Where is this French music coming from!?
Mori: Come wiz me monsieur!
She leads me to her room.
Jesus Christ! Look how many wine bottles are stocked up here!
Mori: hmmm...Kanemoto-Kun, you're underage right?
Shit! Is she planning to get me drunk and slice my head off while I'm intoxicated!?
Aki: YEP! UNDERAGE! CAN'T DRINK! OH WELL! DR. PEPPER IS GOOD ENOUGH!
I honestly like Dr. Pepper anyway.
Mori: Nein! You vill have Wein!
French or German woman, which one are you!?
Mori: Not to worry, I have some non alcoholic ones. Just sit there and wait.
Phew that's good...well I did pay for this Dr.Pepper. Might as well drink it anyway.
I open the can of Dr. Pep-
Shing!
(=v=)
My can of Dr.Pepper has now been pinned to the wall by Calliope's Scythe.
Mori: Dr. Pepper is an Evil man, You'd do well to serve the God of Wine instead.
Aki: WHAT IS THIS!? THE DR*PS OF G*D!?
later....
Aki: *sip* Hmm...Hey this is actually pretty good, Hey, this doesn't have alcohol right?
Mori: Yeah, It's just grape juice.
Aki: huh...Even Funta isn't this good
Mori: Foolish Mortal! You dare compare my collection to a kid's piss drink!?
To be fair, Alcohol tastes like piss too.
I finish up my drink.
WoooOooooOooo whY aM i GetTinG dIzZY?
Mori: hm? That's funny, this wine isn't as strong as I remembered....it Kinda tastes like...grape juice...(=o=) Ah.
Aki: WtF You BakaGami, YoU told me my McFlury Didn't have raisins in it.
Mori: C-C-Calm Down Kanemoto-Kun!
Aki: Kanemoto!? Who in Desk's name is that? Ma nema Jeff!
Mori: shit! Shit! Shit! Water, You need Water!
Aki: my nema is not Walter! It's Jack!
Mori: *sigh* okay...you leave me no choice!
I have to knock him out. Fear not Kanemoto-Kun! I shall free you from intoxication!!!
I get into my fighting stance.
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HoloDrops☆ (HoloLive EN Harem)
FanfictionAki Kanemoto A.K.A. NihonGin, is the most famous YouTuber in the world, Despite only being 17, He is the first person to have 1 Billion subscribers. Suddenly he gets the job of managing 5 girls called "HoloLive"
