♡︎♥︎ 𝗣𝗨𝗣𝗣𝗬 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 ♥︎♡︎ | 𝗩𝗔𝗥𝗜𝗔𝗡 𝗫 𝗙𝗘𝗠!𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗥

𝙾𝚏 𝙹𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚢 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝙷𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚍

------------

"WELL YOU LOOK LIKE A TREE!"

------------

While the shapeshifter glanced around, it was silent.

Too silent.

But, his caution must've meant that he hadn't been the only dangerous thing inhabiting that forest.

Although you wouldn't call him dangerous. Silly, maybe.

When a loud, like, actually really ear-ringing-loud, eardrum-injuring-loud battle cry was heard even you jumped a bit.

And then, you saw it was Varian, and calmed down.

Wait, it was Varian?-

A thump was heard as your friend hit the shapeshifter accompanying you right over the head with his travelling stick.

Not hard enough to hit him unconscious, but hard enough for him to almost tumble over.

You were just glad none of the vials that were tied to the stick broke.

"WHAT THE HELL-"

"GET AWAY FROM (Y/N)! YOU- YOU, YOU STRANGER!"

"THAT'S THE BEST INSULT YOU CAN COME UP WITH?"

"GUYS!"

The two of them looked at you, and Varian's eyes visibly softened.

"(Y/N)! Are you alright? Did he try anything?"

Varian threw a venomous glare into the other boy's direction.

Offended, your shapeshifter... acquaintance gasped.

"Me??? She THREW me against a tree!"

"WELL YOU LOOK LIKE A TREE! AND WHAT DID YOU DO???"

"WHY IS EVERYONE ATTACKING ME TODAY? WORST DAY EVER."

The green-haired boy sulked. It looked a bit goofy because of his tall, lanky frame.

"EVERYONE SHUT UP!"

They finally quieted down, and all eyes were on you.

Even Ruddigers. The raccoon was sitting on Varian's shoulder.

"Varian, this is a complete, nameless, idiot."

You pointed at the tree-looking boy, who didn't even acknowledge your insult. Instead, he looked away from everyone.

"Lettuce head, this is Varian, but you already knew that."

"Yes, but you didn't mention that he is VIOLENT."

"Didn't think I had to. You've met."

Varian looked almost proud of himself when the corners of his mouth twitched up at hearing "violent".

"So he's the shapeshifter?"

'Lettuce head' glanced at Varian, slightly baffled.

"Wait, you knew too?"

"Of course I did. Your (Y/N)-impression sucks."

"Then why didn't you say anything?"

"I was planning to attack you in your sleep."

"That's comforting."

You looked between the two. Oh they were definitely not going to get along.

You rubbed your left temple and sighed.