You awoke to a beam of sunlight shining through your window. It was autumn now and the leaves were turning vibrant shades of red, orange, and yellow. Suddenly, a flash of deep purple caught your eye. It went so well with the autumn colors, you couldn't help but sigh. That is, until you realized what the source of purple was. You rolled out of bed, put on your slippers, and trudged to the window. Opening the window, you saw a small person hanging off the side of the dorms. You screamed, grabbed a nearby broomstick, and bashed his skull in repeatedly until he regained composure and re-latched himself to the wall. You yelled again, but this time, it was in horror at what you'd done...
Ha! Bitch you thought I would actually write something beautiful about this purple piece of trash.
No regrets, I would waste no time in absolutely beating the shit out of him if he came peeking through my window.
And that kids, is why curtains are necessary.
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MHA Oneshots (REQUESTS KIND OF OPEN)
RomanceI'm going to be writing Oneshots with the MHA boys, if you want me to do some with girls, just let me know. DM's are always open, and you can request in the comments. The reason I say kind of open is because it will probably take me a while to get t...