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Me: It's nice to have new fan. I mean, I hope you're new fan. But Spike will be happy and that's important. Spike!
Spike:*walks in and waves me cheerfully*
Me: Is nice to have someone who can't talk, so he can't arguing with me. For example Bibi. Or Mortis. He is worst. But this is not why are you here. *shows a dare*
Spike:*uses sign language* Can you help me to get them here?
Me: Sure. *texts to group chat* Guys come here. Everybody.
Brawlers:*arrive*
Mortis: What the fuck-
Tara:*interrupts him and covers Emz's ears* Watch your language, young man!
Piper: And this person is trying to raise a teenager.
Colt: Calm down you three. Vakuna why are we here?
Me: Spike has a dare. He must hugs you. Every. Single. One! Spike, which one do you wanna start?
Spike:*points on Mortis*
Mortis: Why me?!
Spike: You seem sad.
Mortis: I'm not sad. This is my regular face.
Emz:*ironicly and cheerfully* Uncle, this fact is sad.
Mortis:*little playfully imitates Tara's voice* Watch your language, young lady!
Emz:*laughs*
Tara:*ofendedly* And what about your hug, Mortis!
Mortis:*turns on Spike* So let's get this over with. But be gentle.
Spike:*nods and spreads his arms*
Me: Wait! Mortis must take off that his baggy hoodie.
Mortis: Why?
Me: Because it could take more damage than you, which means you will be okay. And also lot of us don't know how you look under it.
Mortis:*growls* I will kill you. *takes off his hoodie* Tadaa.
Me:*takes a picture of it* Perfect. Now hug.
Mortis:*sighs, kneels down and spreads his arms* Be gentle.
Spike:*hugs him*
Mortis:*whines, makes painful face and suppresses tears*
Spike:*releases him and hugs others*
Brawlers:*scream*
Spike:*releases them and looks happy*
Mortis:*hisses* I hate your style of writing, Vakuna.
