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Me: She will be drunk as fuck. Shelly! Come here!
Shelly:*walks in* Hi, why is your wall damaged and don't you know something about that Edgar had a bench stucked front of his doors so he was stuck in his house?
Me:*whispers for herself* Damn it Mortis.
Shelly: What?
Me: Nothing. Just do your dare. *shows a dare*
Shelly: That will be easy. I'm good with alcohol.
Me: . *gives her moonshine*
Shelly:*drinks it*
--------------------------------------------------After some minutes--------------------------------------------
Shelly:*totally wasted* I want to tell you one or two things. Thing number one: You're idiot. Because you created this book and you torture us. Thing number two. Mortis is a bitch and Colt should stop spending time with him. And thing number three is-
Me: You wanted to tell me only two things and I'm going to call Colt so he can take you home. *calls Colt*
Colt:*picks up the call* Yes?
Me: Hi, you girlfriend is wasted and I would be happy if you would to pick her up.
Colt: Em, what happened? Why is Shelly drunk?
Me: It was a dare. Come here and pick her home.
Colt: Okay, I don't want to have vomits in my car and I'm not good with drunk people. Can't you call Mortis?
Me: Why should Mortis would be better with drunk people?
Colt: At college he was roommate with me and Bibi and he didn't drinked. So... he is better than me.
Me: No, I want you. She just now said about Mortis that he's a bitch and I think she would be bad at him for all the way when he would drag her home and I think he would throw her into operation.
Colt: Fuck, you're right. I will be there as quick as I can. *hangs up*
Me: This sounds like this will be okay.
Colt:*walks in* I'm here. *takes Shelly and drag her in to the car* Bye Vakuna. *leaves*
Me: Okay, now I can think about it how to be less selfish.
Hi guys. I don't know why it took so long and I'm sorry for this. Enjoy it and tell me in comments if you think I'm starting to repeat. Have a great day.
