Brawl stars true or dare (request open)

Part 48

Me: Mortis!

Mortis:*walks in* Where is your doors?

Me: Shut up. *shows a dare*

Mortis: Tsss. This is something what I'm already doing.

Me: Meh, just do it.

Mortis:*leaves*

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Frank:*looks in fridge, looks on Mortis who is laying on couch and reads a book and looks in fridge again* Mortis?

Mortis: Yes?

Frank: Haven't you see my food?

Mortis: Was it beef steak with sweet chilli marinade and salad?

Frank: Yes, it was. But you know what is strange? That fact that salad is still here, but steak not. Don't you know nothing about it?

Mortis:*grins* Yes, I ate it. *licks his lips* It was delicious.

Frank: Why would you eat that! It was mine!

Mortis: Was it signed?

Frank: No, sorry but I wasn't exepted that I will be forced to sign my food, so you will not steal it.

Mortis: I was hungry and it wasn't signed, so it's your fault!

Frank: Excuse me?!

Mortis: Yes! It was your fault, because it wasn't signed! Stop making a victim from yourself! *goes to re=ad in his room*

Frank:*confused* That doesn't make any sence!

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Mortis:*screams from bathroom* There is no hot water Frank!

Frank:*confused* And why are you telling this to me?! 

Mortis: It's your fault!

Frank: How this could be my fault?! You are the one who sometimes showers twice a day! So if it's someones fault, it's yours fault!

Mortis: You're making a victim from yourself again!

Frank: Just shut up already!

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Happy birthday Andrei! That's all what I wanted to say, now I can die in peace.