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Me: Shelly! I have a lot of work for you!
Shelly:*walks in* What it is?
Me:*shows a dare* I will teleport those dishes to your home.
Shelly: Oh, okay. *leaves and slowly walks home*
Me:*teleportes the dishes in Shelly's house*
------------------------------------------Meanwhile at Mortis' mortuary-------------------------------------
Mortis and Emz:*playing rock paper scissors*
Frank:*watching them* Can't you two just talk about it like an adults?
Mortis and Emz:*screams unisono in romanian* Shut up!
Frank: Okay, calm down.
Mortis and Emz: Rock paper scissors!
Mortis:*has scissors*
Emz:*has rock* I won! And you must put the dishes in dishwasher! *dances a happy dance*
Mortis:*walks slowly into the kitchen* I bet you were cheating. *walks into the kitchen and takes the dishes, but the dishes teleportes away* Huh? *he realizes he musn't put the dishes in dishwasher, makes a sly smile and walks into dining room again* Guys? Guess what happened. *shows his teeths in a grin*
Emz: You are already finished? You're pretty quick. And why are you making a face like a cat that ate a flock of canaries?
Mortis: No, I'm not finished because I musn't do it.
Emz: Really? What happened? The dishes walked away?
Mortis: Well, it teleported away, so you was close.
Frank and Emz: What?! *run into the kitchen* It's gone!
Mortis: See? I told you that it teleported away.
Frank: You're pretty calm over fact that almost half of our dishes is gone.
Mortis:*relizes* Wait, you're right. Our dishes are gone!
Emz: So, what are we gonna do?
Mortis: Ehm, well... heh, you know what? Dishes is only commercial invention, we don't need it. *smiles again* Anyway, if anyone will need me, I'm going to be in my room. *walks into his room*
Frank: Wait! What are you going to do?
Mortis:*shrugs* Who knows? Maybe painting, maybe call with my friend, maybe sleeping. Or I can chase myself above a picture of Colt, who knows.
Frank: Yeah that sounds okay. *realizes what Mortis said* Wait, what was the last thing you said you're going to do?!
Mortis: I said I will be maybe sleeping. *closes the doors to his room*
Frank: That bitch.
Emz*ignores everything and calls me*
Me:*picks it up* Yeah?
Emz: Our dirty dishes disappeared. Don't you know something about it?
Me: Yeah, Shelly has dare that she must clean it. It will come back clean.
Emz: Nice. Bye. *hangs up*
Frank: Mortis is really lucky. Bitch.
Emz: Well, when we look at his life, it was hell without luckines for 16 years. I think he deserves some luck.
Frank: Yeah. You're right. Anyway, I have some work I need to do. *goes to his room*
Emz:*came to the kitchen to get a glass of milk* Oh, our dishes are back! I should tell Mortis to put them back to their place. What he was even doing since he left? *walks to his room*
Mortis:*sleeping*
Emz:*walks to him and shakes with him roughly* Wake up! And do put the dishes o their place!
Mortis:*makes an annoyed groan and mumbles* Leave me alone. *turns onto his other side and falls asleep again*
Emz:*rolls with her eyes and whispers* That's unbelieveable. *shakes with him again and more hardly* I SAID WAKE UP!
Mortis:*opens one eye and looks at her* Can you be quiet please? *sits on bed and yawns* What do you want?
Emz: You should put the dishes on their place. And how long did you slept?
Mortis:*gets up, picks up and takes his hoodie and shrugs* And do you know why did that dishes disappeared?
Emz: Shelly had a dare to clean everyone dishes.
Mortis: Okay. *walks to the kitchen to put the dishes on their place*
