Texts | Justin Bieber ✔️

3

U free?

Idk? Is anyone really free? I mean I, being a woman, would have to say that I'm being oppressed in numerous ways, even in today's society

Your name is 'feminazi' in my phone

And yours is Timberlake

Why not Bieber?

Timberlake is more of a dad than Bieber will ever be

Tru

What do u want from me bruh

Just bored and I'm up for a chat

Wow is that all I am to you? Just some cyber-side-hoe you only text when you've got nothing better to do. Wow.

Your a cyb hoe

That

Was punderful, I like it.

Thank you, I try

Well then, what's up?

Nothing much, I just finished working so I'm at home for the night

Omg same, where do you work?

---

Hellooooo???? Have you forgotten what you do for a living orrrr?

Oh shit um sorry I work in a cafe.

TWINS

Fuck really...

Wait? Didn't you get back yesterday?

Yeah hahah I'm quite broke ATM as you can imagine

what shift?

8-2, you?

Goals, 6-3

Oh fuck, are you alive?

Barely. Is wasn't too busy tho so

Parents home yet?

Hey you remembered!

Yeah dude, I gotchu

Cute. Yeah nah they're not home yet. They called me this morning though saying they wouldn't be home for another week SO

Ah that's shitty, you should get your own place. Then it won't suck as much when they go away for so long...

Omg tru, and I'll pay for it with all the money I won in the lottery

I'll just pop down to the bank rn on my flying unicorn to get a million dollars withdrawn so I can move into the mansion that just went up for sale in my area

Ha ha very funny

Nono, I can't take credit for that comedic master piece, you were the mastermind of it all really. "Just move out" you said HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA classic

OKOK not one of my brightest moments

Mmmmmmmmmmmm