My Own Pick Up Line (Warning: Bizarre)

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- Hey sunshine! Can I record you with my Sunshine Recorder??

- Is it hot outside or should i check your hotness with my wet bulb thermometer??

- are you slow in bed or should I measure your speed with my anemometer??

- babe don't cry when I enter you else I will have to measure your tears by a rain gauge...

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