Impala67: jeezus cas my phone died what's up?
cassiopeia: I need your help
Impala67: I gathered that much
cassiopeia: I don't know what I'm going to do
Impala67: well what's going on?
cassiopeia: what is a crush? My brother told me I had one
Impala67: are you serious? You don't know what a crush is? Did you even go to middle school?!
cassiopeia: i skipped those grades
Impala67: okay well a crush is basically when you look at someone and think they're cute or you would want to date them or whatever
Impala67: wait
Impala67: CAS
Impala67: YOU HAVE A CRUSH?!
Impala67: BOI
Impala67: when did this happen???
cassiopeia: this morning...
cassiopeia: i think...
cassiopeia: if that's what this is...
Impala67: we'll explain to me what you're feeling...
cassiopeia: well there's this guy in my English class that is like really freaking adorable, like I had noticed him before today and never really thought anything of it, but today really set it off... he smiled at me. Like actually at me... and I just kinda sat there and stared at him, I felt so weird. I helped him in the hall the other day and now it's just different... he knows I exist now...
Impala67: stop right there.
cassiopeia: what?
Impala67: my little baby Cas is growing up so fast I'm a proud momma
cassiopeia: okay one... we're only two years apart and two you've only known me two weeks so...?
Impala67: shhhh let me enjoy this
cassiopeia: alright whatever
Impala67: what's his name?
cassiopeia: ...
Impala67: hmmm?????
cassiopeia: ...I don't know
Impala67: WAT
Impala67: alright that's cool we'll figure it out
cassiopeia: I'm doing it wrong aren't I?
Impala67: I don't think there's a wrong way to have a crush Cas
Impala67: and if so this definitely isn't it
cassiopeia: what do I do then?
Impala67: hmm maybe try talking to him?
cassiopeia: that's a good idea
Impala67: yep
cassiopeia: anything else?
Impala67: don't leave him at Starbucks
cassiopeia: wow thanks
cassiopeia: how'd that go btw was she mad?
Impala67: I don't even know dude. She's so into me I'm pretty sure I could spill tomato soup down her brand new white dress and she'd thank me
cassiopeia: oh.
cassiopeia: you like famous or something?
Impala67: haha nah she's just had a crush on me for the longest time
cassiopeia: do you like her too?
Impala67: not really. I mean I like hanging out with her, but I can't really think about her like that
cassiopeia: what's her name?
cassiopeia: and you don't get to say I don't know
Impala67: haha....Lisa. I've known her since high school
cassiopeia: that's cute. But I guess if you don't like her you don't like her. Maybe you should tell her that?
Impala67: she's like my best friend. It would break her heart
cassiopeia: oh
cassiopeia: idk man I guess you're screwed
Impala67: yep just a little bit...
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FanfictionA college Destiel AU fic. Castiel Novak is 20 years old, and on the verge of a mental break down just about every damn day of his life. He went to college to live up to his mother's expectations, but he's starting to rethink whether or not he actua...
