Roswell (S. Rogers & B. Barnes)

5.

Thor sits on the couch with his ankle resting up on his opposite knee, his chin in his hand as he smirks, he and Steve had told the other Avengers about Roswell and Mjolnir. And as Steve rightly predicted, they don't believe them, at all.

"You're making this up" Tony tells them. "It's not even believable, she's tiny, and.....small" he offers.

"Worthy" Thor counters.

"You have to be pulling our legs" Natasha argues, Thor and Steve shake their heads.

"Worthy" Thor repeats with a smirk.

"So what now?" Clint asks. "Queen Roswell of Asgard?" he asks smirking away.

"He's making it up" Tony counters.

"Steve saw" Thor points out.

"He's just in on it" Tony argues. "An it just so happened to happen right where there is no surveillance?" Tony asks.

"Who's fault is it we had to move the cameras in the first place?" Wanda asks Tony who shrugs and gives a face of innocent.

"Yeah, we didn't want to see your bare ass any more" Pietro counters.

"Well you shouldn't have been watching the surveillance feed to begin with" Tony argues.

"We were playing hide and seek" Clint argues back.

"You were cheating" Tony points out dramatically.

"This is what you guys do?" Roswell asks from the doorway, an amused smirk on her lips. "Sit around arguing about hide and seek?"

"Sometimes we play it too" Wanda offers back, Roswell smiles.

"Thanks for the loner" Roswell tells Thor moving to drop Mjolnir into his lap, Thor shoots everyone a look as Steve smirks.

"Was it to your satisfaction?" Thor asks Roswell who nods.

"Yeah, was awesome....." she answers. "I've seen a lot of....weird things, but this is the best" she kisses Thor's cheek. "Thanks" she tells him an then leaves, the others are all still gaping.

"Told you" Thor states with a smile.

"It's gotta be a fake"" Tony argues.

"Oh my god, shut up" Sam snaps. "The tiny, ginger Scottish girl picked up the hammer.....she is more worthy then you, then any of us...deal with it"

"I'm sorry, she's more worthy then Cap?" Natasha asks. "I find that hard to believe" Steve looks to Natasha who smirks.

"We barely know Roswell" Clint points out. "Maybe there is something about her that makes her worthy, something she is that we're not....who knows" Clint shrugs and stands. "I'm gonna call Laura check in on the sprogs" he states and then leaves the room.

"He's so whipped" Tony teases.

"Jealous?" Natasha asks back. "How is Pepper anyway?"

"Ooooo" Sam teases back.

"You know normal friends would help rather then poke fun" Tony points out standing and fleeing.

"Do you think we hurt his feelings?" Wanda asks.

"Nah, Stark doesn't have any" Bucky mumbles with a small smirk.

"Did...Did he make a joke?" Sam asks confused.

"It's weird" Natasha agrees, Bucky rolls his eyes, Steve smirks a little.

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