I Got Breastfed Again

020 Farting Angel

I always thought that my elder sister Anu was an angel sent by God. Her presence was making my life more colourful.

But sometimes, she can be a real pain in the a$$. Forgive me for the foul language. But you have no idea.

Today, I had to scold her a bit.

Mom's friend visited and he brought a meat roll. Anu was a big fan of it and she started eating it.

I helplessly watched her eat it like a happy puppy.

But there was one small issue. She didn't want to share it with Doodu. He really wanted it and kept on looking at her eating it. He was drooling. But at the same time, he was too proud to ask.

"Anuchi... Please give a bit of it to him." I requested her.

"No. He doesn't want it." She rejected.

So I had to scold her and lecture her a bit about sharing and caring.

In the end, she gave nearly half of it to Doodu. At the same time, she decided not to talk to me.

"I am not talking to you." She declared as she stormed out of the room.

"Woof woof." Doodu thanked me. But still, he left with Anu. He was loyal to Anu.

I just laid there alone. I wasn't worried about her fighting with me. She had the attention span of a monkey. So she would forget everything in ten minutes and return to me.

Soon, Anu came running. I smiled in satisfaction.

But she ignored me. She climbed on a chair and closed the windows.

'What's she doing?' I wondered.

"I am still not talking to you. I just came to fart." She patted her bum and ran out.

"Huh?" At first, I didn't understand. Soon, it struck me.

Literarily.

The entire room was filled with a foul smell. A smell that would make even pigs puke.

That little creature actually came to fart! She even closed the windows so that the smell won't leave. What a vile creature!

I tried to cover my nose. But it was of no use. The smell was too much. It felt like someone was pouring acid into my nose.

I wondered what she ate to make such a horrid smell.

'I have to escape. What to do?' I thought fast.

"Waaaa...." I started crying aloud.

"Why is my baby crying?" Mom came in within seconds. She is like a genie. All I have to do is cry and she will pop out magically.

I was relieved. Finally, I can get out of this soul exterminating smell.

"Ewww... Did you poop?" Mom scrunched her nose.

'No!' I wanted to deny.

Mom checked my clothes. I wasn't wearing any diapers. So it was easy for her.

"You didn't poop? Did you fart?" Mom asked playfully.

'Nooo!'  I wanted to deny the accusation.

Not only I had to suffer from the smell, but I was also being falsely accused.

"Tell me the truth. What did you eat secretly to fart this bad?" Mom playfully interrogated me.

'It's not me. I was your daughter.' I felt like crying.

I looked at Anu.

She was covering her mouth and laughing hysterically. Doodu was rolling on the floor laughing.

I silently lamented.

She is an angel.

A farting angel. If all angels are like this, then there will be clouds of farts in the sky.

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