I Got Breastfed Again

028 Bald eyes and Ranting

It's been a while.

Three months passed in the blink of an eye.

Many important and funny things happened in those three months. I will tell them later when I have time.

Today, something hilarious happened.

In the morning, Anu sneezed into her palm and a bit of booger fell into her palm. She then spent the next half an hour chasing the ghost and Doodu with the booger. Fortunately, I was spared as I couldn't run. So it was fun watching both of them disgustingly running away from Anu. As for Anu, she simply laughed and chased them.

In the end, all of them were tired. Doodu went to his little house to sleep and Ghost returned to her clock. Once both her playmates were gone, she came to me.

"Do you know, when we go out, everyone looks at mom. No one looks at me." Anu complained.

Instantly, my interest was piqued. Because I knew that she was planning something.

"Why?" I asked.

"Because she shapes her eye hair." 

"You mean eyebrows?"

"Yes... Yes. But she doesn't do my eyebrows. So no one looks at me." She said gloomily.

"So?" I was eager to know what she was planning.

"So, I want to do it myself."

"How?"

"Like how dad cuts his beard."

"With trimmer?"

"yes."

I liked the idea.

It was a perfect idea for a disaster. Knowing that it would be a disaster, how can I stop her! As a responsible brother, I had to make sure that she messes up everything. For the past three months, the ghost was keeping an eye on her. So the number of blunders she was making declined.

"That's a very good idea. You are very intelligent." I complimented.

"I know." She accepted my compliment without any shame.

Then she ran out of the room and returned within a minute.

She had dad's trimmer in her hands. It was a bit big for her and she was having trouble carrying it.

Then she pushed a chair in front of the cupboard and climbed on it.

"I am going to do it." She declared confidently. Then she lifted the trimmer to her eye without wasting a second.

'krrrrr....' The trimmer made a satisfying sound.

"Ouuu... I..." Anu cried out looking at the mirror.

I rushed and took a look.

The tip of her left eyebrow was gone! It was fun to see her without a fourth of her eyebrow. Mom is going to be mad and Anu will suffer her wrath.

I was having trouble controlling my laughter.

"What do I do? What do I do? Mom will kill me." Anu started panicking.

'Hi hi hi... I know girl. I look forward to it.' I thought without a bit of guilt.

"Wait. I know what to do. If both the eyebrows are of the same length, then mom won't notice it." Another idea for disaster came out of her.

I was surprised by her knack for disasters. I couldn't help but marvel at the immensity of her tiny brain which was consistently making recipes for disasters.