"Out of all my body parts, I feel like my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least a thousand eye rolls a day." - Pinterest
DEDICATION: RubyRubis for the awesome comments I know I'll get when I see my notification count at an all time high. Thank you so much!
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"This is Westerden Optometrist-"
"Mind prescribing me some eye drops or something?"
"Oh, hey Retina! Sure, I can do that. Why?"
"Because my eyes are like, bone freaking dry?"
"Ah yes, valid reason."
"Oh hey, do you know anything about pirouettes?"
"Haven't we had this conversation before?"
"Probably, but I just need someone to help me do three in a row."
"Don't you go to a dance class or something?"
"Well yeah, but everyone there hates me."
"What? Why would anyone ever hate you?"
"They think I'm a b- er, that."
"Hey, you're not a bitch at all! Those people are just stupid, ignore them."
"Stupid... like your face?"
"Way to ruin a sentimental moment. What's wrong with my face? Peanut is sad!"
"Retina doesn't care!"
"Peanut flops down onto his bed and pouts dramatically!"
"Retina wonders why Peanut has a bed in his workplace!"
"Peanut is speaking in a theoretical manner!"
"Retina is not amused. Retina now hates Peanut."
"When has Retina not hated Peanut?"
"Since when has Peanut hated Retina?"
"Wait, I don't hate you!"
"You're not too shabby, either."
STAI LEGGENDO
Eye Drops (#2)
Storie brevi"This is Westerden Optometrist. What are your symptoms?" "For starters, my eyesight has been super blurry and distorted, and this problem is starting to screw up seventeen-year-old life. Speaking of which, you sound kind of young for an optometrist...
