"You got that James Dean, day dream look in your eye..." - Taylor Swift, Style
DEDICATION: WiggleMeHigh because did I mention that your comments are on fleek? No? Then I'm saying it right now, your comments give me life! <3
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"One month left until the dance recital, Peanut! You better have a solution soon!"
"That's four weeks, Retina! We still have time!"
"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt, Peanut!"
"Your denial of not having experienced romance and sexual tension will probably create a river of pure tears in Egypt anyway!"
"We do not have any sexual tension or romance! And with you?! Ew!"
"You didn't notice that I never said anything about our sexual tension, right? I meant sexual tension in films, since some of you girls cry over romance movies."
"You- you didn't? Well- I- uh-"
"Woahhhhh, I know what's going on! You like me, you like me!"
"Well- anyway- you're being such a Popsicle!"
"Hell yeah! I'm so hot that I'm cold!"
"There is not a sponge in the world that can rival your self-absorption."
"Except the guy who lives in a pineapple under the sea!"
"That show is so old."
"So is your sense of humor."
"Now who's being cold?!"
"Your nostrils!"
"I hate you so much."
"I would agree, but my own nostrils say otherwise."
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Eye Drops (#2)
Short Story"This is Westerden Optometrist. What are your symptoms?" "For starters, my eyesight has been super blurry and distorted, and this problem is starting to screw up seventeen-year-old life. Speaking of which, you sound kind of young for an optometrist...
