"Damn, your eyes." - Unknown
DEDICATION: strikingradios for all the stupendous votes, awesome-sauce comments, and even writing a story that was inspired by this series. Thank you so much!
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"This is Wester-"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!"
"Retina? Why are you screaming?!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"Are you being brutally stabbed to death?! What's going on?"
"I'm- pffttttt- on a- chhhhhhhhh-"
"Okay, firstly, that explains a whole load of nothing."
"Chhhhh- roller-"
"And secondly, either you're holding the phone out of a moving car's window- which is a rather unorthodox gesture, or someone is blowing into your microphone like it's a-"
"Coaster!"
"A rollercoaster? Why are you calling me on a roller coaster? Is that even legal?! Oh my Russian fudge, I don't want to be arrested for my number being dialled by a yogurt-hating Retina!"
"I- pshhhhhh- can't do anything- chhhhh- except scream- ahhhhhhh- right now!"
"Then why the frick did you call me?!"
"To- chhh- say -pshhhhh- that I-
"Uh, hello? Wait, hello?! Retina? Did you just die?!"
"..."
"What. An. Idiot."
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Eye Drops (#2)
Short Story"This is Westerden Optometrist. What are your symptoms?" "For starters, my eyesight has been super blurry and distorted, and this problem is starting to screw up seventeen-year-old life. Speaking of which, you sound kind of young for an optometrist...
