"Keep your eyes on the stars, and the stars in your eyes." - Unknown
DEDICATION: Yestherday for the votes that just keep flooding in, and also for being there from the very beginning! <3
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"This is Westerden Optometrist-"
"I have bribery and I'm not afraid to use it!"
"Wait, what? Bribery?!? Gasp! Nooo, my life has ended!"
"Sergeant Sarcasm, you shouldn't be so carefree."
"And why is that, princess?"
"Well, you've gotta give me a dramatic drumroll or something!"
"Oh, right. Abumbabumabum hommmmm, hommmmm-"
"Are you meditating right now? So you are a bald Asian monk!"
"Excuse you, my hair is as luxurious as an alpaca's fur!"
"Though your personality's about as luxurious as a boar's behind."
"I'm crying eye drops of saltiness."
"I have your baby pictures! Muahaha!"
"Wait, what?! H-How did you-"
"Oh, Fletcher has been a very useful spy, my ignorant peanut."
"What?! That little shi-"
"Ah ah- language!"
"What right do you have to lecture me on language?"
"Because I'm your pretty, pretty princess-slash-Retina?"
"Well, you've now been demoted."
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Eye Drops (#2)
Short Story"This is Westerden Optometrist. What are your symptoms?" "For starters, my eyesight has been super blurry and distorted, and this problem is starting to screw up seventeen-year-old life. Speaking of which, you sound kind of young for an optometrist...
