"It's easy to fool the eye but it's hard to fool the heart." – Al Pacino
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"This is Wester-"
"Dun dun dun!"
"Optometrist, and what is wrong with you?"
"My eyes, that's what! Fix them now, servant."
"I'm not Cinderella!"
"I'm not an ugly stepsister, but you see me ordering people around, don't you? Get to it!"
"Only if you promise to get me some ice cream from Waffle Cones."
"You're the one with the coupons!"
"So what?"
"If you go, I'll meet you there.
"Wait, are you serious?"
"No."
"Aw, why not?"
"Because I don't want to be seen with a- a nerd!"
"Wow, I'm really feeling the love, Retina."
"Jeez, you're so sensitive."
"And you're like a wasp; useless and you only hurt people for the fun of it."
"Want to go see Emily and Fletcher?"
"Want to make it a date?"
"What?"
"What?"
"Did you just-"
"No, I didn't. I didn't say anything."
'But you just-"
"I'm being abducted by aliens! Nooooo! Byeeeeeee!"
"Peanut, you get back here right–"
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Eye Drops (#2)
Short Story"This is Westerden Optometrist. What are your symptoms?" "For starters, my eyesight has been super blurry and distorted, and this problem is starting to screw up seventeen-year-old life. Speaking of which, you sound kind of young for an optometrist...
