"Either those are your eyes, or you managed to make a contact lens made out of gem stones." - evethespy's appreciation of a cheesy pick up line
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"This is Westerden Optometrist, and I'm about to be screamed at in three, two, one-"
"Peanut, you stupid knucklehead soda pop nutty butthole!"
"Arghhhh no, I'm being verbally insulted! Ow, it hurts so much? Oww..."
"You should never go to acting school, bro."
"Who're you callin' bro, bro?!"
"I'm callin' you bro, bro! You got a problem with that, bro?"
"Nah, bro!"
"Okay, what are we doing?"
"We're just being Miley! The next time we hang out, I will redeem-"
"I do not want to be Miley, thank you very much."
"Retina, you are making some wise life decisions."
"Nope, I'm not."
"What? Why not?"
"Because I'm still talking to you."
"Bro? Brooooooooo! Ouch."
"Burn, baby burn!"
"Baby, baby, baby ohhHHHHHH-"
"No, God. Please. No."
"What did I-"
"..."
"-do?"
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Eye Drops (#2)
Short Story"This is Westerden Optometrist. What are your symptoms?" "For starters, my eyesight has been super blurry and distorted, and this problem is starting to screw up seventeen-year-old life. Speaking of which, you sound kind of young for an optometrist...
