"The true forgiver will always look into your eyes." - Aniruddha Sastikar
DEDICATION: patchyhoney for dem comments being on point. Oh, and for being amazing. Thank you!
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"This is Wester-"
"I'm hungry."
"And you called me to say this... why?"
"Why not?"
"Why not why?"
"Why not why not why?"
"Why not-"
"All right, stop. Well, I'm eating some low-fat Greek yoghurt."
"Low-fat? You know that stuff still contains a ton of saturated crap, right?"
"It- it does?"
"Yeah, it really does. What was that sound?"
"Me tossing it into the bin with a nice little 'clang!' of nauseation and disgust."
"Retina! Duuuuude, y u do dis?!"
"What? What did I do?"
"I- you- your eating habits- why- why- why...?"
"On second thought, I'd rather not go to Waffle Cones anymore."
"But you said-"
"..."
"Damn, why does she keep hanging up on me?!"
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Eye Drops (#2)
Historia Corta"This is Westerden Optometrist. What are your symptoms?" "For starters, my eyesight has been super blurry and distorted, and this problem is starting to screw up seventeen-year-old life. Speaking of which, you sound kind of young for an optometrist...
