"Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe one day you'll find a brain back there!" - Unknown
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"This is Westerden Optometrist-"
"Hellooooo? Is this Tristan?"
"No, this is Patrick!"
"I'm laughing so hard that I'm not even laughing."
"So, what can I do for you on this sad, ice cream-less day?"
"Sure, I'll give you ice cream- if you give me monaaaaayyyyyy!"
"Shall I pay your debt with eye drops?"
"Shall I tell Fletcher's boss that you bribed me with something other than monaaaaayyyyyy?"
"Non, non, s'il vous plaît!"
"Muahaha, I'm powerful! I will take over the world with sushi ice cream!"
"You're violating our ice-creamy friendship pact!"
"I'm going to tell Fletcher's boss that you're a sneaky little optometristannnnn!"
"I'll tell Fletcher that you're hurting my feeeeeeelings!"
"Excuse you, he's my flip-floppy boyfriend, remember?!"
"Excuse you, I have a romance with him too!"
"So a threesome? Sexy! Oh- change of subject, but have you told her about-"
"Nope, and I want it to stay that way. Pinky promise?"
"Cross my heart and hope to die, smash some ice cream in Fletcher's eye."
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Eye Drops (#2)
Short Story"This is Westerden Optometrist. What are your symptoms?" "For starters, my eyesight has been super blurry and distorted, and this problem is starting to screw up seventeen-year-old life. Speaking of which, you sound kind of young for an optometrist...
